Never let anyone judge you over Olympics watching, Olympics are the goddamn best. AND THAT IS CRIMINAL! There are actual riots when football games are interrupted. Like wasn’t there that one time they cut off the Superbowl to show The Sound of Music because it was Time? I’m pretty sure that was how the American…

My favorite was the other day when they had a Very Important Split Screen Camera with the women about to swim on one screen, like lining up at their starting swimming thingies (#sports) about to go any second, and Michael Phelps on the other screen sitting in his hoodie and earphones grimacing at the floor and not…

Every night I turn it on I say as a joke “bet it’s gonna be swimming again!!” but it’s yet to actually turn out to be a joke. NO MORE PRIMETIME SWIMMING!!!

But if I, a woman and the main viewer of the Olympics, care more about the journey then the result, then why the fuck did I have to sit through every goddamn semi-whatever heat of every goddamn whatever men’s swimming events those were the other night before they showed the team gymnastics finals at 11:30 at night??…

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That sounds reasonable. I have a bias, and it’s a true bias, but

Those bikinis, man. There are many cute bikinis in the world, but what most of them are made to wear fall squarely outside of that category. And they end up turning into sand monsters because their skin gets sweaty and it sticks to them. I can’t really figure out the benefit of bikinis in that particular sport. I’d…

I like the USA’s this year, but China’s should be piled up and burnt. It’s like the designers got together in a room and were like, how can we make these athletic women look as infantile as possible? Purple and pink and sparkly stars and scrunchies? Yes?

A scary number, but then after I thought about what wedding dresses go for, not that bad?

I’m glad they’re fixing it. This bug happened for me every single time I tried to use it. The touch screen would lock up completely.

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I miss my purple Gameboy color. Seeing anything made of the same shade of purple plastic brings up instant waves of nostalgia. I really loved my time with that thing.

It makes it a little more fun for me, to be honest. If I knew exactly where everything was and just had to walk/drive to those spots until I’ve caught em all, that’s not fun, that’s a chore. I like a little mystery and surprise in my games. But that’s just me.

Man, teenage me woulda been ALL about this.

Exactly! This is just another one of the many ways we’ve been spoiled by Obama. He’s an *amazing* speaker. If Hillary came after Bush II her rehearsed way of speaking would be a little less noticeable, I think.

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$2000 for a private studio that includes free coffee, tea and beer and a yoga studio in NYC is actually a really good deal, no?

I think some airlines still don’t do reserved seats. Pretty sure Southwest is still every man for himself.

Barfing aside, you were totally right here. You weren’t the asshole. If she absolutely needed a certain seat configuration, she can pay extra for it or not travel; you don’t get to skip the expense of getting what you need then harassing other people to get it for free. It’s the same principle as you shouldn’t eat out…