Can we please not argue any of this and let disease and poor personal hygiene become the trademark of modern American Republicanism? In the long run, this will work out well for the rest of us.

I love when conservative ideology of big business/small government reaches all the way around to bite itself in the butt. Let's follow this thought experiment through, shall we? The government gets rid of the regulation of having to wash hands. Lazy employees take advantage of this despite inevitable corporate…

Going merrily down the road of conspiracy theories, I was considering that perhaps Alice wasn't so much a protector as a controller. It's really just as crazy and plausible as everything else. What if for whatever reason she didn't want her sister publishing anything else?

If she's as far gone as they say, on a philosophical level does it make much of a difference? I'm conflicted over it too.

I JUST GOT THAT IT'S A JOKE. +10 points to me for day drinking on a snow day and losing all sense of humor. -10? +500!!!!

Rube is an insult, but not really the right one. I know what the Midwest really is, and you're gullible.

Hear hear!

Not only infuriating, downright unChristian. Here, let me deceive the underpaid person who has served me while simultaneously not compensating them. That makes my blood boil.

In my head, "The Midwest" is every state between New York and California.

"And, as a Christian from the Midwest (who loves BOC and tries to tip well)"

I came here to be entertained, but we're all agreeing. WHERE ARE THE HATERS? I NEED THEM TO BE HATING.

YESSSS! YOU WIN THIS COMMENT THREAD!

Oh man that's TV show levels of justice right there. I'm cheering for you.

Oh my god. I would have photoshopped something hilarious into her picture after she left.

"Gaunt librarian types who could not make eye contact with humans."

Hey now.

Can we just rent all the billboards everywhere to remind all y'all that BILL MURRAY WOULDN'T COME BACK FOR ANOTHER GHOST BUSTERS MOVIE?

I'm impressed you didn't excrete something more pungent into his shoes. He kind of deserves it.

This isn't insane, it just makes me happy. We saw Big Hero 6 as a pre-screening at New York Comic Con, and we got to watch it in the theater with all the voice actors. The next day we're walking around the entrance hall area and we end up walking next to Scott Adsit, a.k.a. Baymax, a.k.a. HORNBERGER! I went up to him…

I'm surprised that American businesses, with their mania for cutting operating costs as low as possible, haven't resorted more to this. For example: most 7-11s could be converted into giant vending machines; the only thing they'd lose is cigarette sales. So they could go from having five 7-11s per town like they do…

I really thought she was facing forward and this was her boob. OUCH.