What is this, a bed for drugs?

I like your sister =]

Highschool relationships are NOT WORTH THE TROUBLE sister, believe me you missed out on NOTHING. I had a bf who was so obviously not into me that I now suspect he's gay (no amount of FB stalking has been able to clarify this). But this didn't occur to me at the time, so horny, chubby lil me was just constantly…

This is really weird, but for me sometimes it helps?? #evenmoreTMI

Your posts have been entertaining me for two nights straight now. Are you coming on here after partaking of a controlled substance, or are you just naturally hysterical? Here's a favorite gif as a thank you:

So glad I'm not alone, I felt so old there for a minute...

Yeahhh but for laydeez like me who get a UTI if you look at my hoo-ha the wrong way, this advice is solid. The always-pee-after-sex part. I got a string of UTIs until I read that, and now I haven't gotten a full-blown one in years. The other good advice was when you feel one coming on, drink ALL the water, and when…

We should fear the people who vote for her, but remember that a ridiculously small portion of the population is voting in non-presidential elections. I'm sick of this because I feel like if most people were voting we'd be much more progressive as a whole, so I plan to get involved with getting out the vote in 2016.…

My favorite hair story: my mom's best friend's kid was about three. One day her mother enters a room to find her scissors in hand with her hair lying in heaps on the floor. She freaks out and asks her, "Honey, why did you cut all your hair off with those scissors?!" And she replies, "Because I didn't have a sword!"…

ilu <3

OH GOD

Ok though, how long does it take before the growing-in hair stops itching so badly you want to die? I've tried to go a week and caved under the pressure.

I dreamt of shaving my arms when I was a preteen! What happened? Did it grow back in darker? My arm hair was *so* dark and I'm *so* pasty.

I got Prime as a student and the student rate never went away ^_^

I got Prime as a student and the student rate never went away ^_^

I did the same thing =[ Twitter, I guess? *sigh* Maybe they'll check out Kotaku...

Email them! I'm going to. I want a white model - those buttons! I can't fathom any reason they're restricting the release here other than to see if people get upset and request more. Like they're gaging their market.

Do you think they could be waiting to see if we get upset to determine if there's a market for them?

I'm legitimately surprised that cargo pants haven't come crashing back into fashion out of sheer convenience. Skinny jeans suck, and pocketless girl skinny jeans suck the most.

I totally agree, but it occurs to me that this is what the rest of the world must feel like for most of the time about most other things =P

Aww man, I really like the buttons on the white model! Hivemind, what are the odds it will come out here if I'm patient and wait?