This made my night.

Fair point! Though if that were the case, that is one sadddd relationship. As I'm sure many are, lol. In other news, I work with a girl named Jessica. I'm not sure if I'll be able to look her in the face tomorrow. Jennessica.

Call me CRAZY, but you don't assume that couples, like, mention to each other who they've chosen to be in their bridal parties? Especially when it gets to the point of dress ordering??

Those ladies had balls of steel. I hope it was before they had their faces did.

Don't you dare!!!!!!! Invite her so she has nothing to complain about, pick a relative for your MOH and cite family pressure, and have an incredibly small wedding party of your remaining relatives, or none at all. Cite cost, because you couldn't in good conscience ask your friends to shell out the…

My mom tried to talk her best friend when she was young out of marrying this total asshole. She wouldn't listen and basically cut her off for a while. He turned out to be emotionally abusivse, the kind of guy who used money to control her - not lavish her with gifts to placate her, but the kind where she'd have to ask…

If this doesn't win, I don't know what. Good God. GOOD GOD.

Oh my God, I think we need to hire you a personal assistant =\

And this falls into the 6% of police work they've deemed necessary?

Thank you for your comment; the laughter saved me from needing to vomit.

And while weebles wobble, they don't fall down! So if you're built like a weeble you're STILL good =]

And it's not just old folks! There are plenty of young computer illiterate anomalies to keep us busy.

It's my favorite when someone wants an edition of a book that's a specific color and won't accept that it doesn't HAVE to be that cover to be the same book.

You can join me with my greek yogurt and we can commiserate. =[

I swear about three times this year I've gone in to check my privacy policies and found that my posts are magically defaulted back to public. VERY frustrating. I want to quit wholesale, but my account is linked to a page I manage for work.

The way the red car hit the brakes and then sped up kinda makes me think that was a brake check. Maybe the Honda was tailgating? Even if the Honda was the most aggressive tailgater ever, NEVER brake check someone, assholes! Someone was doing that to me the other day and not only did it work me up into a terrified…

We tried to watch Dead Poets Society. Worst idea ever; we got to the Carpe Diem scene and I totally lost it. This was how many months ago and I'm crying just *thinking* about it.

That's insane! Also I am jealous of these zones.

But an independent study by the Chicago Tribune (subscription required) found that not only were the city's numbers about red light safety grossly exaggerated, it turns out that in many situations, red light cameras actually increased by 22% the number of serious injuries at intersections.

How does a camera tell when it wasn't safe to stop on yellow? Or do you not use cameras?