Unless a particular intersection is poorly designed

What's the deal with this?? Should have added that to my original comment =P

Hey Jezzies, sorry to be that person, but unrelated question - did anyone else's notification ... notifier get lit up by a bunch of old notifications, starting about 6 hours ago today? Cause mine did. Bunch of stuff from like September.

I just wanna give you a big ol hug! I think your gifts sound thoughtful and anyone who makes you feel bad about them is/was being sort of a jerk =<

YAAAAAS

She's so bitty!! If this were a tv show, they could totally be gay dads and she could be their adopted daughter.

And some kids might be running *away* from a bad situation!

Edit: killings of black men by police

BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT THEY COMMITTED A

My favorite is someone who put up a screen cap of a bunch of bullshit Fox statistics, one of which was that killings of black Americans has gone down 70% in the past 50 years. I don't think anyone is surprised that there has been a precipitous decline in the murders of black men since 1964, the middle of the f'ing…

Congratulations, you get the Person #4 To Make That Joke Award!

O_O

NEW FAVORITE GIF

Everyone, I KNOW ENEMAS MAKE YOU POOP, NOT VOMIT. HOLY CRAP.

"salt water enema"

I was then to drink between six and twelve glasses of lemonade, which consisted of lemon and maple syrup in proper proportions, with a small amount of cayenne added to wash out the mucus loosened by the cleanse.

Ours is $25, but no wine or karaoke. Just the awkwardest, whitest dance circle you've ever seen and rubbery chicken.

The accountant must be SUPER POPULAR

I've given each person I've told I'm not going to ours this week a slightly different story as to why not, hoping the best one survives. I only got off of working Friday nights like three weeks ago, I'm NOT giving up another one voluntarily so I can miss my friends I've been trying to get together with for six months…

I'm a rube and I was imagining an apron crafted from the skin of an expensive Jackal-Leopard hybrid.