I spent a summer working at some short-lived roast chicken joint in Cary, NC - La Fiesta Charbroiled Chicken, I think it was called - and people would mangle that word all the time. My fave: x-adillas. They said, “EX-a-dilla.”

I have no idea how I could live without Charles. Actually having to drive the car is such a chore.

Because "Why The World Needs A Female Link" totally needs another shitstorm :D

School Is The Tool To Brainwash The Youth.

I heard she wasn't going to file a lawsuit at all until a Concerned White Lady lawyer played by Jessica Chastain came in and solved *ALL* the problems for her.

"What's a penis and why does it .... what's the word .... earn?" HAH!

From now on, when I read sexist, MRA -type comments, I will try to imagine them aimed at Disney Princesses. This should be amusing.

I'm not entirely sure why I'm bothering, but here we go.

SCIENCE!

I dunno, the sentence right after that one was pretty special too!

Boys are ALWAYS trying to get sex from a girl. I think it's in their DNA or something.

Are these hot dogs or human legs?

I think I just fell in love with him even MOAR.

I don't think any of the characters in the Sidekicks Pack would appreciate being referred to as such.

"Revenge! You crossed me one too many times."

My husband calls me "Wiggles" It's a futurama reference so he can say "COMMANDER WIGGLES! PREPARE THE SHIP!" when we're leaving anywhere, but he calls me that all the time, in front of people >.>