yourmotherisaclassylady

6/17/21

or anyone. never buy anyone a fanny pack. unless you’re shopping for the Rock and it’s the early 90's.

6/16/21

Or some rollerblades? maybe some running shoes? a different outdoor hobby. ;)

6/15/21

I don’t agree. if someone is going to do themselves harm then it’s worth a “hey have you had any issues with doing military presses like that? I get legit pain when I try it that way, but this way works wonders for me.”
I mean, if I was about to attempt a deadlift and I was going to do it wrong I’d want someone to be…

6/15/21

Evil turtles says evil thing to the surprise of absolutely no one. shocked pikachu faces all around regardless. News at 11.

6/14/21

when I was in high school my brother went into the marines. He came back from basic with a load of military stuff for us to play with. including MRE’s. they’re terrible, but making bombs with empty 2 liter bottles and the heaters was super entertaining.

6/10/21

“You’re not going to be pushing numbers around on spreadsheet and hiding in a bland cubicle hoping your boss doesn’t catch you on your phone.”

6/10/21

herd immunity is only attained once around 70% of the populace is vaccinated... which we’ll likely never get to because of pigheadedness from the right.

6/10/21

My mother-in-law has like 6 or 7 bird feeders and she fills them with black oil sunflower seeds. The birds feast, and there’s a beautiful growth of sunflowers every year. I tried the same thing because I love the sunflowers at her house, and we ended up with nothing but fat squirrels. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

6/10/21

It sucks that your spouse is immunocompromised. That’s shitty. I mean that sincerely, that has to be a lot for your family, and I’m sorry you have to go through it.
It’s not a lot to ask people to mask... and people generally have been for a year and some change now. But to ask people to continue accommodate the…

6/8/21

Good lord politics is exhausting. I’m beyond tired of the merry-go-round of “man, fuck that guy”

6/4/21

and mullets. those are apparently back too. I prefer not to model myself after hannah montana’s dad in the 90s, but what do I know?

6/2/21

any room on the door? We’ve been keeping our milk on the door for a few months and it saves so much room in the fridge itself.

6/2/21

oh my. were you triggered? perhaps the snowflake needs a safe space.

5/27/21

they settled for less than that in 2016 with orange hitler and his sharpie markers.

5/26/21

mine came out like a sourdough loaf....

5/20/21

It’s just you. Remember he called Kanye West a jackass on air on the record? So calling a racist a racist and dropping the F bomb aren’t stretches to me.

5/20/21

Terminix works wonders for us. We also used to get those enormous and terrifying camel crickets (hence Terminix), and whatever they use for the one works for the other.

5/19/21

An angry mob marched to destroy my home and kill my family

5/13/21

MTG (wizards of the coast should sue) is that little kid acting out for attention at school when they’re bored. They took away all of her toys (committee assignments) and now she has nothing else to do but make trouble for attention

5/10/21

Be really acutely aware of the taxes and HOA fees and any other recurring monthly costs that might potentially be lurking. A 200k home in Alabama with $900 ish in annual taxes is profoundly more affordable than the same 200k home with 5400 in annual taxes in New Jersey.