Well, in fairness, he has endured a lot of turtle related racist (species-ist?) behavior so maybe that’s dulled him to the other everyday run of the mill racist behavior.

Seriously though, have you been to Maryland? ooof. I wouldn’t want to be a part of that either.

my kids got a truly god awful toy from burger king’s kids meals. it’s the king, but his eyes go from happy to angry. it’s nightmare fuel. 

thank you! yes some people walk around dehydrated on the regular, but for most people they get a decent chunk of their daily water intake just from the food they eat. 

They’re not going to mess around with current contracts, but I’d bet money that all future titles are xbox/pc exclusives. Look at Rare. 

Funny, it reaffirms my decision to go with a Series X via all access. 35ish bucks a month and I get to play pretty much everything I missed when I skipped the xbox one plus a ridiculous amount of games from previous generations... AND I don’t need to duck around with building a PC that’ll be outdated two weeks after…

I get what they were going for... stars and stripes adjacent, but it’s not classy. classy for the 90's maybe, but not timeless.

I’m sure I’ll feel that way in 10-15 years, but feeling how I feel now I’d say it’s likely a large portion of nostalgia.

Nixon’s is by far the tackiest. Ford somehow made it look like someone’s grandmom’s living room. I think Biden’s is probably the most classy/american followed by bush the 1st. 

I was fearful through the reign of an incompetent trump. There’s no need to escalate things. 

Yeah, there are good bits, but oh my god are there so many shitty things about being a parent. It’s ok to acknowledge that and commiserate with other people about it.

He constantly squints like he’s going to get Trump shaped dick slapped in his face. Like he just knows it’s coming and lets it degrade him a little bit further each time it happens.

yeah... where’s the mothman been for the past 245ish years?

“enjoy every second of it because they’re grown up before you know it.”

It’s well intentioned, but there’s no way to enjoy the shitty diapers, the not sleeping, the arguments with irrational 3 year olds, the tantrums of two year olds, and attempting to restrain a five year old who is raging against perceived injustice.

If you’re looking to do the absolute opposite then re-watch the matrix trilogy. I recently did this to myself. The original is inconsistent, but not bad, but the two sequels are so profoundly bad they ruin both the previous watch through of the matrix and your entire day.

This is a very good point. I was waiting in line about a half hour for my first shot, and there were a few older gents and ladies that looked like they were in pain standing in line for that long.

Let’s also not forget that they’re cowards who are afraid of their own base.

Oh, and if you get sick of swinging

whoa. whoa. wait. back up. I 100% expect my otherworldly tournament fighting games with undead ninjas, four armed monsters, soul stealing sorcerers, and lizard people to be grounded in reality. otherwise what’s the point?

I don’t know what the VP’s fitness levels are like, but I’d wager that the secret service agents are in better shape. It would suck to run in dress shoes, sure, but I’m sure they’re not getting that winded.