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“enjoy every second of it because they’re grown up before you know it.”

It’s well intentioned, but there’s no way to enjoy the shitty diapers, the not sleeping, the arguments with irrational 3 year olds, the tantrums of two year olds, and attempting to restrain a five year old who is raging against perceived injustice.

If you’re looking to do the absolute opposite then re-watch the matrix trilogy. I recently did this to myself. The original is inconsistent, but not bad, but the two sequels are so profoundly bad they ruin both the previous watch through of the matrix and your entire day.

This is a very good point. I was waiting in line about a half hour for my first shot, and there were a few older gents and ladies that looked like they were in pain standing in line for that long.

Let’s also not forget that they’re cowards who are afraid of their own base.

Oh, and if you get sick of swinging

whoa. whoa. wait. back up. I 100% expect my otherworldly tournament fighting games with undead ninjas, four armed monsters, soul stealing sorcerers, and lizard people to be grounded in reality. otherwise what’s the point?

I don’t know what the VP’s fitness levels are like, but I’d wager that the secret service agents are in better shape. It would suck to run in dress shoes, sure, but I’m sure they’re not getting that winded. 

She’s still there making 174k, but she can’t really work at all, and if she’s voted out of office in two years (and God willing she will be) then she won’t really ever have the chance to become a lobbyist or a political talking head because she has no power or influence.

It’s the only thing that keeps her paycheck coming in. She ditches that party and they replace her with another bottle blonde so that they give the appearance of being balanced. 

yeah I don’t understand this one either. Silent majority, but they lost this election by like 7 million votes and they lost the popular vote in 2016 by almost 3 million votes.

hard pass. Those first few years were rough. no do-overs. 

Someone correct me if I’m wrong here, but this means nothing for gamestop itself, right? 

There was one kenner made in 1977 that was horrifying.

Babu frik is needed to mess with c3p0 to get them to the sith planet. he has a significant impact on the plot and is more than just cute.

I make toast with various spice donuts (apple, cinnamon or pumpkin) and it’s absolutely amazing. I can’t see cheese being a welcome addition, but a warm toasted donut  with a little bit of melted butter is just absolutely mouth watering and delicious. 

I’m getting so efffing tired of this with CNN too. We had orange hitler for four years, and now that uncle joe is doing sensible things like ensuring enough vaccines for every american by the summer so we can return to normal the tagline is “with no garauntee that he can deliver, the president is pledging a ramped up

It’s obscene because Anakin in the clone wars cartoon is pretty great. 

Chewie is not there to be cute or sell merch. He’s there to be a big scary alien that might rip some stormtrooper arms off.

There’s two part episode with fat farting monsters that take over the British government. It’s close, but I’d say that beats the fat blue alien that absorbs people.

Oh bush is happy being generally ignored by people. Trump is too much of a narcissist to be happy with that existence. he’ll end up on far right wing tv until he has a stroke from his horrendous diet.

Same. I’m following guidelines and hoping for more vaccine access soon, but I’m also realistically seeing that we’re going to hit a point where people will weigh the loss of life vs. their own personal freedoms differently.