every pic of Giuliani i’ve seen recently looks like he’s actively taking a dump. Maybe he’s rocking out to those depends? who knows. 

my 38 year old ass is trying to figure out how to get into the house for 5 years so I can get another full pension on top of what I currently have going on. I’m fully planning on not doing a goddamn thing after I turn 55.

*Merry Christmas from someone on the Forbes top 400 richest people in the country list, ya little fuckers

That’s ok. they can send those shots right on up/over to a blue state that has its shit together.

I only have one trans friend and she is so firmly female that she wants nothing to do with her birth gender. For her there would be no playing of a male role because she’s just done with that life. 

Oh I’m not knocking them as an actor. I love them in Juno and Inception.
They were even good in the X-men movies... (the last stand was hot garbage, but that wasn’t their fault).
I just don’t enjoy them as Vanya. Every other main actor in that series shines. Vanya is kind of limp in comparison... even after they become…

ok. I legitimately do not understand that distinction. how is Indicating that one is trans when born female and then indicating that they prefer male pronouns in conjunction with non-gendered pronouns not indicate that Elliot has come out as male? can one be trans and non-binary? Isn’t just the indication that they…

fair enough. I can’t imagine Elliot would want to be portrayed as a woman when he’s come out as a man, but if he chooses to continue to play a female character more power to him. Were I in a similar situation I’d want to completely divest from the gender identity I previously held. 

You could just say they were great in juno, and I totally fapped to them as kitty pryde. 

Good for him. I will say, however, that I hope they recast Vanya on Umbrella Academy. I never liked how he played the role, and it feels kind of like a weird sticky wicket in terms of gender issues if the role isn’t recast or likewise made trans. I mean no offense if any of that is offensive. It is by all means please…

this isn’t an easy thing to navigate. I mean sure on the surface it’s “lie to your kids or don’t” but I want their childhoods to be magical. We haven’t really covered it before this year. My son just turned 6 and my daughter is 3. They never asked about santa or where the gifts came from before this year. they were…

Concerned? Worried? Man my myspace page was the shit.  so many autoplay videos and glitter gifs going on. Shit was stellar. 

The politician or distributor who personally pockets that money thanks Kim too. 

yeah if you don’t see this then you’re not looking. I’m an welfare caseworker (essential) in a local government office that has never bothered to arrange testing for any of us citing the costs, but then you read about sportsball players of every type and actors  getting tested weekly. I have a relative who’s a nurse…

Greetings from 2020. Everything is horrible here. Enjoy the days when the most pressing thing you have to say is about a “best of” videogame list. 

I started at the beginning of lockdown and I’m up to two miles without stopping. It’s slow, but I don’t care. I’m there to increase my heart rate and feel better about myself/the world. I don’t care how long or how fast I run, and I’m only vaguely aware of how far I’m able to go because it’s clearly laid out on the…

Agreed, but understanding something and excusing something are two completely different things.  They deserve whatever political fallout comes and more. 

Definitely Mando. That scene in the ship where he’s trying to get the child to swap the red and blue wires... man I don’t think I’ve ever personally related to a fictional character as much as I did right then and there.
Felt that in my soul. 

White guys in brown suits always look like walking shit stains. It helps that this is a human walking shit stain, but he looks like one too.