what I would say to Disney is do not bring out a Black character, market them to be much more important in the franchise than they are and then have them pushed to the side. It’s not good. I’ll say it straight up.

Amazon is an evil empire, but I’d say that prime is still one of the best deals out there. 

I’ve come to realize that that’s the truth for pretty much everything that’s not math/science. Like 90% of my life is just throwing crap at the wall to see what sticks. 

Pooping was the sticking point for my son. He could hold his pee and would do a good job peeing on the potty but he’d go and hide and poop in his pants. The last thing we did that seemed to work was cutting off all candy unless he pooped on the potty. He’d get a lollipop (his candy of choice) and an indoor parade if…

It’s going to be delivered to you via Trump Airlines along with a complimentary case of Trump Ice natural spring water, Trump vodka, and a year’s subscription to Trump magazine.

I just want to throw this out there that every kid is different. My son was four and a half when he was finally fully potty trained, and my daughter was just barely 2. What worked for him did not work for her and vice versa. He required an ocean of bribery, praise and positive reinforcement, and all it took for her…

Oh I can lay a portion of the blame at her feet. Because everything that came up around Trump was all laden with plausible deniability (except the pussy grabbing). “they did a bad job so I didn’t pay them”
He could worm his disgusting worm body out of any of those complaints. But a family member saying “Hey this guy…

They’re all opportunistic douchebags. John Bolton could have and should have come forward with his knowledge leading up to Trump’s impeachment, but didn’t for the sake of book profits. And where was Mary Trump in 2016? 

Every one of them can and should choke on a bag of dicks.

Man, people shit on jersey all of the time, but we don’t have to deal with hardly any of this crap. I’m in south jersey and we don’t worry about earthquakes, air quality, tornadoes, mudslides, droughts, sinkholes, volcanoes, extreme heat, wildfires, extreme cold, or major hurricanes. We get “hit” by a hurricane once…

It’s not black and white. There’s the potentially mentally handicapped employees who can’t do many tasks in store, but could do that one without issue. 

And if you’re even mildly interested in comics that is 100% money well spent

And if you’re even mildly interested in comics that is 100% money well spent

We used child safe doorknob covers on the insides of the kids rooms for a while. They figured that one out after a while though.
It all worked out pretty well. When they were getting out with the child safe knobs they were also close to being potty trained so we just leaned in on that and explained we were taking the…

It may have something to do with the fact that he’s an abhorrent human being. 

This is a forward thinking individual right here.

a year ago it would have been completely cool to ask for that sad discarded pitcher filled with awesomeness, but now everyone has cooties. womp womp.

Wait who doesn’t eat the fruit after the sangria is all gone? That’s like the best part. There are few things in life better than wine soaked apples or pineapples. 

He doesn’t have the power. Congress sets the date of the election, and the house is controlled by democrats (thankfully). so there’s less than zero chance of them budging on the date. Plus we’ve kept the same election through a previous pandemic, a civil war and two world wars.
Orange Hitler can’t have it both ways.…

Can we talk about how batshit it is that they get so many ‘breaks,’’vacations,’ and ‘recesses?’   
It was something like 18 weeks off in 2019. And they make 174k a year.

The only hope for this bill is if they actually drum up enough press and outrage that senate republicans feel the need to act.... and even with that they’ll need 13 Republicans to make sure Orange Hitler can’t veto it.

According to what, precisely? Reagan was in his early 90's when he died. Carter is currently alive and 96. George H.W. Bush was 94 when he died. Ford was 93. Even Nixon (who was not in ideal health) was 81 when he died. Being Rich, white, politically powerful, and in decent health a potent combination for longevity.