What do you do when PAM doesn’t work? The first few squirrels struggle sliding down the pole but every squirrel after that has their fill and then some. Tried pam, wd-40, and chain grease. We also tried adding red pepper flakes in the seeds to deter the long tailed fluffy rats and that didn’t do anything. I don’t want…

I can certainly see the appeal. The lackluster education my son received at the end of last school year has certainly left us wanting. Here’s hoping they get their ducks in a row next month, but I’m not holding my breath. I’ll just continue to buy Kindergarten and 1st grade work books and try and supplement what they…

I don’t know if it’s undiagnosed misophonia or what, but the constant snorting of the pigs bothers me with Peppa... so I never stay in the room long enough to really watch it. Octonauts is good. Nothing tops Bluey IMO. “I am not ‘Dad.’ Magic claw has no children. His days are free and easy.”

It extends to the stuff they watch too. Some of it us just godawful and unwatchable (I’m looking at you, Peppa Pig), but other stuff is genuinely fun.
The quality ones that stick out in my head are Bluey, Steven Universe, and My Little Pony Friendship is Magic.

Looking at the Slot front page this morning there was a wall of white blonde women. If I’m noticing it as a white person that’s kind of a problem. 

“Elon is literally saving the world”

I mean, sure? but the laws clearly state that congress handles that shit. And I don’t think even the supreme court would touch that with how cut and dry. “The Congress may determine the Time of choosing the Electors, and the Day on which they shall give their Votes; which Day shall be the same throughout the United…

Except her term is up this year too if she doesn’t get the chance to be reelected (which she will. she got over like 70% of the vote in her primary, and because california’s election rules actually make sense she’s running against another democrat in the general). Chuck Grassley (R-IA) would get the gig as Senate pro…

Labyrinth is not on this list, and that’s a travesty.  

I don’t know by what mechanism he would actually try. Congress sets the date (and it’s been the same since 1788 I believe), and his term of office is over without those election results as of 1/20/21. I’m sure he’ll try some shady shit, but I don’t see how specifically he’d make it happen. 

Oh I didn’t trust Nelnet at all, but I recently got approved for the public service loan forgiveness plan and got shifted to Fedloan Servicing. they’ve been really good so far. I say really good, but they’ve done the bare minimum in customer service and haven’t fucked anything up with my payments. So already they’re…

Any idea whether or not previous automatic payments will start up again without needing a prompt from us?

Orange Hitler used to pretend to be a publicist named “John Miller” in order to lie about himself and drum up extra publicity. This isn’t surprising. He’s a walking talking bag of baby sized dicks.

there was a very slight difference in the coloration of the wings. they were light brown and white, but the banding was slightly different on the newer one. only by comparing them side by side could you tell the difference, but little man was all over it. 

there was a very slight difference in the coloration of the wings. they were light brown and white, but the banding was slightly different on the newer one. only by comparing them side by side could you tell the difference, but little man was all over it. 

my son at age two had a small plastic owl that he adored. I don’t know why. He just loved this thing. he picked it out at hobby lobby and never wanted to be parted with it. anytime it was lost he would cry. so I went back to hobby lobby and found a duplicate... identical as far as i could tell, but he absolutely hated…

I always just stuffed the strings down my shirt. They can still find and pull at the draw strings, but it never seemed like it was that big of an issue. ;)

If you’ll give me a second to step down from my soapbox—and, really, a lot of people threaten to leave social networks, but never really do

If you have a sewing machine, some buttons and some fabric scraps they’re stupid easy to make. 

For clarity’s sake... this is raw frozen beef, right? not something previously cooked and then thrown into sauce while still frozen.