do not trade in your old video game systems. Your older self would like to play them.

I met my wife online dating. My first message to her was

I vote for mutagenic ooze as a substitute.

I think he'd have more of an issue with it if that role wasn't Khal Drogo.

I can understand that. It irks me when I see clients drive up in a Lexus, and I drive my little ford pos.

You forget no child left behind. It changed the way the education system works. Whereas before a child that needed help in reading skills would have been held back to ensure they learn what needs to be learned. Now education works to improve test scores without consideration for whether or not the kids learn. They…

Check you privilege, buddy. The vast majority of people on SNAP are there because they have no choice.

:D

no puppets are involved?

so, yes, condoms for everyone, but gonzo?

Indeed, People Take You Super Cereal If You Write Like This. I Hear That This Is How Jesus Posts On His Twitter.

That's kind of an awkward pickup line. Maybe it's specific to Mark Ruffalo. Like how Ryan Goslin is pretty much the only guy in existence who could successfully pull off the "hey girl" line.

no it totally is... also everyone lives happily ever and no one dies.

I'm 6'4" and a beast of a man. I'm also a christian. I know this flies in the face of current christian "manly" thought, but I follow my wife's lead. I am not emasculated when I say that my wife the head of our household. She's better at it. It makes more sense for her to be in charge of finances and the like. We have…

that's cute. My wife is Honeybear and I'm sugarbear... which is usually shortened to sugar.