Seriously. I saw the headline then read she was from the Woodlands. Figures.

Hahaha!

He's Jennifer Aniston's fiance! Slash "an actor"

I heard you like forklifts.

I think you can file this under "who gives a shit."

That was my first thought and it seemed super fucked up to use an actual baby as a decoy for would be assassins. I'm glad I was incorrect.

I enjoy a nice tweet, as much as the next guy. But going to twitter feeds and trying to understand who the fuck is replying to who is totally confusing.

Particularly, annoying ass links I can't view at work. Ba-humbug

OK so i'm not the only one.... I think they had a rap battle or a twerk off or something.

I'm betting the payoff from deciphering this isn't worth the time it takes to decipher this.... but you got me to click...sooo congrats

Settle down, Columbine. I'm sure you can get your money refunded.

if only there was a medium by which someone could summarize all of this into a clear and concise format for us to read and digest.

You know, its' like hes' trying to live up to this expectation that he should be witty and disarming in a neurotic sort of way- hes' totally missing the mark though....

I, too, found this incomprehensible.

wot?

All staged Western propaganda. Putin is a great and noble man, and so are all those who heed his call.

"Rest in peace, Colleen Donaghy. You were 87 years young, 14 in demon years, and you went out of this world like you came into it: wearing a hat."

It is never OK to hit. But, she was in the wrong more than he was. Also, she needs to expect to get hit when she behaves like that over the course of the game, and then actually punches someone in the face. This is not rocket science. Punch a teenage boy with the body of full grown man in the face, and bad shit…

She did not mush him. She punched him, it did not have the same effect because he is a man, which brings me back to my original point: do not punch bigger, stronger people for no good fucking reason. She got what she deserved and he got justice. Fucking deal with it.