This is why I am proud to be an American.

"To the butt plug store, darling!"

Fashionable politics are a great accessory for an ack-tor.

There is the possibility that people were not "helping" her because it did not look like she was being raped.

Sean Murphy?

Every sport used to be a White Person Sport until a bunch of ruffians ruined them with their speed and higher scores.

Curb stomp.

#boyface

Block him, stupid.

Kill Bill actually.

Photo of suspect.

I agree with him 100%.

So she wont give her kids life saving vaccines but she will text and drive. Hope the Nobel Prize Commission is paying attention.

Whats a magazine?

Its a cult of douchebags.

Uh, one problem is that people who do crossfit are fucking d-bags.

Another good example of why these 14th century savages should be wiped out.

"I once went 26 years without sex"