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This is fantastic. "When you're a Jew, you're a Jew all the way!"

In The Untouchables, Sean Connery's character famously said, "He pulls out a knife, you pull out a gun. That's the Chicago way." By that math, 82 people pulled out knives over the July 4th weekend.

Are you blind?

Don't forget that they sprinkled some crack on it before they left.

This is such an apt metaphor for me waking up the day after having Chipotle.

*waits for the lawsuit against Tesla to be filed by Slot's family*

Man the reaction to this article if the genders were reversed. OH MY GOD SUCH A PERV, THROW HIM IN JAIL! JESUS.

"Sorry you folks don't get birth control. Clean up this mess I made."

You're creating extra work for minimum-wage employees because you don't agree with the policies of their millionaire/billionaire owners. It's a dick move regardless.

LISTEN, DO NOT DO THIS BULLSHIT. You think it is cute and funny? Well congratulations, because you were just an asshole to the people you are claiming to protect and help. You think managers are cleaning this up? You think Hobby Lobby's corporate heads who decided this bullshit are cleaning this up? No. This is NOT

Not cool at all. Thanks for making someone's work even harder, because they don't have enough work to do.

Retail employee's don't frantically do anything.

Boycott these assholes. Don't fuck it up for the employees. They're innocent, they didn't do anything.

Or you could recognize that a store's employees don't necessarily agree with corporate policies, and yet they're the ones that will end up staying late to clean this up.

Oh MAN those minimum wage employees are not only having their birth control not covered, but they also get to clean up after fucking internet slacktivists! WAY TO STICK IT TO THE MAN.

Okay, okay. So I'm not afraid to admit that I would definitely cross the street to avoid those people.

It actually wasn't a foul ball. At least not until after it got Budweiser splashed all over it.

That's not a moped. Small motorcycle, yes. Moped, no. Look for pedals - see any? Nope. No pedals, not a moped.