Is Deadspin still mad as fuck that Lebron didn't win? Get over it already, worse than Cardinal fans the lot of you in that staff.

Calling these kids "stupid motherfuckers" is wildly inappropriate when it's obvious that they are actually "giant idiot pussy bitch cocksuckers."

Fine, fine, I will read the goddamn Nazi hipster article if everyone insists on talking about it all the time. BUT FIRST. Nipster? No. It sounds like a racial slur or a defunct music downloading program. The obvious term is Adolf Hipster. Why do I have to do everything myself around here? How stupid are you, Rolling…

Part of being a celebrity is being asked the same dumb questions again and again.