"I once went 26 years without sex"

Im lovin how the helmet spins around cartoonishly.

Money cant buy class.

Same here, might as well go out like a man.

If you committed a crime and the judge decreed that your punishment was to have your penis slammed in a car door would you prefer it to be hard or flaccid when slammed?

Who gives a fuck?

I think you are Boneriffic.

"...wearing all-orange jumpsuits out at the mall or in public,"

Wow, typical woman with a rich guy.

Dude here, seriously ladies how hot (1-10) is that guy? Seems like kind of a dum dum but I have never seen his movies.

Those people are ugly.

No place is safe.

Dont know, unless I unconsciously stole it.

"Dwayne's penis fits perfectly into all of my bodily orifices like they were created by God Almighty for one purpose: To collect his semen."

Looks and sounds like a Woodlands d-bag.

Wow, thats fucked up.

God shut up already.

Ah, an ack-tor.

Im glad Donald Rumsfeld is keeping busy.

Are you being sarcastic?