Didnt we cure that already anyway?

Sure, our privates can high five each other.e

Oh of course.

How hard is it to jam a sack of golf balls down your pants?

Who the fuck is Justin Theroux?

I have no clue where he got the idea that was an ideal he was capable of living up to.

In case of assassination attempts?

I remember the olden timey days when people who had a story to tell just told their fucking story with words instead of annoying ass links.

So the guy from American Pie is not an Einstein level genius and is also not funny at all?

This is for you, Kacy.

Someone in Las Vegas was acting in this manner...?

Im sure people act weird but this video is fake.

Fake.

"Where are all the fucking cabs, man?"

True, you dont see actual contact but you can see his head snap back which indicates it was more than a mush.

Holy fuck, that looks awesome.

GREAT!