In 5th grade I suffered a bout of humiliation after a guy said he spotted me jerking it in my own 2nd story room. It was completely ridiculous but still got traction.

Political ideology can be a religion.

Riiiiiight

Its kind of like West Side Story.

That is beside the point.

Hamas will never gain sympathy by raining unguided rockets down on Israeli population centers. And nobody will question Israels response.

If her dumb ass can find Israel on a map I'll give you a thousand dollars.

Jeez, just shut up and make awful music.

Thanks! ! !

Aw, they dont like making them because its too hard:(

Damn, I live in Houston and am just hearing about this.

OK, I dont get it.

I hate the term "execution style". It sounds like a way to make fried chicken.

Im sure Hamilton Nolan will be marching in the streets to have him released.

Scary Robot Butler is not getting less weird with age.

Sorry, but a Lubbock 10 is a real world 4.

0 to 2000 ft in two seconds?

Mmmmmmmm, no.

SO does this mean that Jezebel will stop reposting tabloid bullshit?

Hopefully Kesha will take this time to reflect on all of the shitty music she has forced on the world and offer an apology to the creatures of Earth.