Yeah I have no idea why it’s so opaque - the process is basically “someone on the staff happens to see your comment and think to un-grey you.” Given that we’re understaffed and reporting/writing/playing games/editing all day, none of us actually have the desire or bandwidth to spend much time looking for commenters to…

Yeah, I’m ribbing a multi-billion-dollar publisher for being misleading in its PR. If you don’t like that, there are plenty of more PR-friendly reporters and websites out there to follow!

Yeah but you’re like trying to give notes on a purposefully crafted scenario so that it’s less of a horrifying event. It’s not out of the realm of possibility that a desperate person would deglove themselves while trying to get out of handcuffs. It’s obviously not the best way to get out, but that’s not the point.

Hey buddy, it’s not real, it’s a horror story

Definitely on Looking Glass - one of the 7K in his shelter was missing his mask, so got to figure he’s wearing it.

If I was the court-goin’ sort of lawyer, I would rep NDA breakers pro bono. Instead, I’m the one drafting the NDAs and all the other lawyers and I joke about how they’re often pointless.

the thing is, Joe Rogan is...a fucking idiot?

Yeah, it turns out buying something 6 years ago doesn’t entitle you to anything free now or in the future.  Sorry to be the one to have to welcome you to reality.  

Did they remotely disable the version you bought 6 years ago? That is fucked up.

pretty sure you can still play it so what are you complaining about? that they made another version 6 years later?

One of my first jobs was a CEC as “assistant technical supervisor” (the tech manager was engaged in a passive aggressive war with the coke-snorting GM openly having an affair with a line employee so hired a couple teenagers apparently mainly to have someone to hang out and get drunk with, long story).

All the night shift security guards just breathed a sigh of relief.  

Lmao Fortnite over both RDR2 AND God of War?!

OK lady who wrote this story. I don’t dislike this story because of the religious overtones, because there have been plenty with them over the years. I dislike it because it’s a hamfisted attempt to shoehorn in an evangelical message where it isn’t needed or wanted, and it is done so poorly and in such a cliche way,…

Guyyyysss, who approved the Ouija board story?

Great, the last thing we need is a clog in the development pipeline.

I’ve been watching MMA since my dad brought a UFC 2 screener home from work in 1994, but I get what you’re saying. I just don't write about MMA as much.

I hear ya, buddy. It’s a decision being made above the site level, but writers are aware of how much it sucks.

Oh shit, you’re telling me a video game website doesn’t report random murders, deaths, and accidents, and only mentions them when they’re notably tied to video games?

This has blown my mind.

Doesn’t anyone just smoke a bowl anymore? I mean, pack one up, hit it and pass it around? Does EVERYTHING have to be the Latest Greatest Technical Gee Gaw? I mean it’s WEED, a substance that makes anything harder than flipping the LP over on a turn table damn near impossible.