That means player CerulanOak has a hell of a job cut out for them when they say they’re going to remake Hollow Knight in Mario Maker.

Yeah but nothing beats winning the dectuple of the Premier League, Champions League, FA Cup, League Cup, Cup Winners Cup, Charity Shield, Cup Winners Winners Cup, Premier Champions Cup Shield, FA Cup Charity Shield, and Champions Premier FA Cup Winners Charity League Shield.

Or, imagine a truly despised team goes 16-0 in the regular season, blitzes through the playoffs, and then is upset by a(n admittedly loathsome if not by half) “underdog” led by a man-child with permanent derp face in some sort of culminating event.

Then fucking win in the playoffs?

You don’t need to explain that to me. I was a kid growing up in the 90s with toys based on Robocop, Terminator, Predator, etc.

just LIKE a disgruntled customer? They ARE a disgruntled customer.

Frankly, even “super difficult” is understating it. It’s standard practice in LA for a lot of landlords to just cut a big check to get people to move out. It’s cheaper and vastly less time-consuming than going through the eviction process, which is a nightmare because a single mistake in the eviction paperwork can get…

Right, Europe and France have never caricatured black people...  thats just an American thing.  xd

This story isn’t scary, and there are so many other stories on here that I doubt anyone will read it...but it IS true, I wanted to share it somewhere, and folks in my normal life would probably roll their eyes, so...

Fair complaint! Caught it shortly after publishing, but can’t beat the comments. It’s been fixed.

“Trespassing”

It’s a joke, as the “pumpkin seed story” was probably the freakiest poop story you’ve ever heard. As I recall, a lady ate one or two pounds of pumpkin seeds, and they came out . . . all at once, along with everything else that was backed in behind it.

Still no scarier Jez story than the pumpkin seed story.

I got into a fight with my boyfriend one night. For some reason we left my apartment to go to his new place we were both moving into even though there wasn’t any furniture in it it. We argued more and boned on the floor and argued more and then decided we should go back to my place so we could sleep in a bed. We were…

Maybe you should have also tried wearing pants

Joker is a secret Cloverfield movie. 

RDR2 or Animal Crossing should’ve been in here instead of FE. Love that game but the fishing mini-game was, dare I say it, pretty “shallow.”

I liked fishing in RDR2, but I also hated fishing in RDR2. My controller and my palm also very much hated it.

Apropos of this, I will be tucking into Mexican food and tuning into Smackdown on FOX tonight, for the first time since high school when it would air before Star Trek: Voyager.