Not only are they invited, but they’re going whether they want to or not.

Being a homophobic/transphobic/racist wrestling fan must be the hardest thing on the planet to be. Like, how do you enjoy literally anything?

It just sounds like she’s a woman, married to a mega-celebrity, who’s normally tired of having to talk to fucking TMZ every time she’s in public, but especially so since her husband just almost fucking died. But nah, probably just some female-on-female jealousy.

Taking shots and getting hammered is what got us into this mess, man.

Based on my years playing hockey....ever since beer and vicarious living was invented.

As someone who really used to love WoW, I cant even imagine doing all that again...  

“You turn the page.  You get mad on the internet.  You turn the page.  You get mad on the internet.  You turn the page.  You get mad on the internet.”

It clearly says “laurel”.

And I bet some of the people saying that are the same ones who shit their pants over a woman leading a Star Wars movie.

Having seen plenty of soccer in NJ, my guess is half the fans didn’t even know why they were chucking beer, they just saw someone do it and followed suit.

Sure he got doused in beer but that probably saved him like $40 

The amount of people there deciding it’s bad and evil based on some shit they read on the internet was insane. Just be honest and say you don’t like the guy and don’t care what is actually in the movie.

I’m surprised OUATIH made so much money, what with all the dipshits who haven’t seen it feverishly posting about it in the spoiler space. You’d think all those dipshits would add up after a while. They always seem to.

take libby with you.

I think WoW was a huge part of gamer’s lives during that era. Honestly, there won’t ever be a gaming phenomenon like it ever again. I played since 2004, and it’s saved me from real life so many times.

I stepped on a crack and now my mother is a paraplegic and we can't put her in a home because of the opioid addiction and the fact that she cheats at cards. 

“If you wanted chicken you should have gone somewhere good, you piece of shit” is how I end all of my emails.

Twenty years from now I’m gonna forget how to use a fucking fork. “What IS this doohickey?

I like how everyone is rattling off their bullshit regional chain restaurants. That’s against the rules, you don’t get to say the clearly better quality product holds up better than national stadium sponsoring size fast food fuckshacks.

To paraphrase: You need to be terrified of #MeToo, bitch.