There were only a couple of people in law school who were there to fulfill their lifelong dream of being a lawyer. My son considered it because he was interested in environmental law. I discouraged it bc he’s too good a soul and is easily disillusioned. I was actually interning at a firm representing firestone and…

Good to remember Eddie Murphy had a number one song. 

Yeah, it was always a myth, but I still wanted to play along with it.

It’s fine and the people who complain about it are much more annoying than the thing itself.

I knew a guy who spent a summer - two months! - in England, and came back with the accent. On top of that, he would say things like "Do you have any crisps, or as you would say, chips?" But after a couple of beers he'd forget and his Wisconsin accent was back.

Of course Europe makes you better. Spend five minutes with anyone who studied abroad and they’ll tell you.

Public distrust in government remains at historic lows. Just 17 percent of the American people “trust the government in Washington all or most of the time.”

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As a United supporter, I’m heartened by the timing of this article. As all longtime Billy readers know, the appearance of a “Club X in Crisis!” piece is a dependable predictor of future success for the club in question. #GGMU. #whatisabicyclekickagain?

Ligers are real now. They had one at an animal sanctuary I visited down in Palm Springs, the thing was fucking massive. It may not have magical powers, but it absolutely blasted piss through the fence at a group of girls.

My wife swears she saw one once on vacation, but I was not there so I can’t confirm it.

Ooh, that’s a good look on her.

It’s funny because usually Floyd is the one knocking people on their back. Though they are often women.

This article is way more cringey than that tweet ever was.

This is the first time I’ve ever wanted to ask “Why was this article written?”. It seems a little sex shamey? Sure, if he wrote that about a stranger or someone he wasn’t already in a decade long relationship with it would come across as creepy. But he wrote it about his wife. He wrote it in the same tone/voice that…

You must be fun to work for!

So what are you saying? That this is supposed to be the “actor” playing Pete, not the character from the movie?

Technically, this is supposed to be the “ac...

ApathyMonger sure seems to care a lot.

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