I was on a long car trip with my road-girlfriend.

Wrath will always be the quintessential expansion for me. Nothing since has been as much fun. I miss wintergrasp pvp zone right smack in the center of the expansion. Questing was worth doing way after hitting max lvl. the dailies were fun and didn’t feel like homework / a chore. besides maybe the tournament ones that…

Ever see a guy say goodbye to a shoe?

“what everyone thought the Celtics would be by now”

tom i have a lot of kinja to get thru do you expect me to do more than read the paragraf headers?!?

I agree...from the article-

I’m a Cavs, Browns, and Indians fan.  Go ahead and prove every Boston fan stereotype correct.

“I think the saddest part in all of this is we’re talking about a 7-year-old baseball game,” police spokesman John Romero told KDVR.

I stare at the deadbeats guzzling cocktails at the bar at 11 a.m.

Another key cheese that’s missing is Swiss. How do you remember Cotija, Manchego, and Jarlsberg but not Swiss? 

I can tell you how this is gonna play out now. He’s probably already back in Canada, so he’s out of their jurisdiction. And the Canadians won’t extradite one of their own. But Batman has no jurisdiction.

Durant was hurt before the Finals started, I find it hard to believe you only watched the first quarter of game 5. Regardless I think it's dumb to pretend certain seasons don't count, shit happens

So you only watched...one quarter of one game of the NBA finals? Who gives a shit what the fuck you think.

citation needed

When you’re trying to make audiences forget living legend Jack Nicholson in one of the most iconic performances of all time, there’s only one man to call: the other guy from Wings.

I still believe the vast majority of young, male Trump supporters are mostly angry incels.

I’m from Chicago, so dead people voting Democratic is something of a tradition.

In his defense, he is correct in that your dad is unlikely to vote for Trump.

Not precisely on topic, but the firewall at work is screwing up the rendering of the Simmons gif, causing him to erupt in rapid bursts of flapping followed by long periods of no movement. It looks like he’s trying to fly away, like a Bird