And I bet some of the people saying that are the same ones who shit their pants over a woman leading a Star Wars movie.

Having seen plenty of soccer in NJ, my guess is half the fans didn’t even know why they were chucking beer, they just saw someone do it and followed suit.

Sure he got doused in beer but that probably saved him like $40 

The amount of people there deciding it’s bad and evil based on some shit they read on the internet was insane. Just be honest and say you don’t like the guy and don’t care what is actually in the movie.

I’m surprised OUATIH made so much money, what with all the dipshits who haven’t seen it feverishly posting about it in the spoiler space. You’d think all those dipshits would add up after a while. They always seem to.

take libby with you.

I think WoW was a huge part of gamer’s lives during that era. Honestly, there won’t ever be a gaming phenomenon like it ever again. I played since 2004, and it’s saved me from real life so many times.

I stepped on a crack and now my mother is a paraplegic and we can't put her in a home because of the opioid addiction and the fact that she cheats at cards. 

“If you wanted chicken you should have gone somewhere good, you piece of shit” is how I end all of my emails.

Twenty years from now I’m gonna forget how to use a fucking fork. “What IS this doohickey?

I like how everyone is rattling off their bullshit regional chain restaurants. That’s against the rules, you don’t get to say the clearly better quality product holds up better than national stadium sponsoring size fast food fuckshacks.

To paraphrase: You need to be terrified of #MeToo, bitch.

*Richie Incognito throws his father’s arms up in disgust*

There were only a couple of people in law school who were there to fulfill their lifelong dream of being a lawyer. My son considered it because he was interested in environmental law. I discouraged it bc he’s too good a soul and is easily disillusioned. I was actually interning at a firm representing firestone and…

Good to remember Eddie Murphy had a number one song. 

Yeah, it was always a myth, but I still wanted to play along with it.

It’s fine and the people who complain about it are much more annoying than the thing itself.

I knew a guy who spent a summer - two months! - in England, and came back with the accent. On top of that, he would say things like "Do you have any crisps, or as you would say, chips?" But after a couple of beers he'd forget and his Wisconsin accent was back.

Of course Europe makes you better. Spend five minutes with anyone who studied abroad and they’ll tell you.

Public distrust in government remains at historic lows. Just 17 percent of the American people “trust the government in Washington all or most of the time.”