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As a United supporter, I’m heartened by the timing of this article. As all longtime Billy readers know, the appearance of a “Club X in Crisis!” piece is a dependable predictor of future success for the club in question. #GGMU. #whatisabicyclekickagain?

Ligers are real now. They had one at an animal sanctuary I visited down in Palm Springs, the thing was fucking massive. It may not have magical powers, but it absolutely blasted piss through the fence at a group of girls.

My wife swears she saw one once on vacation, but I was not there so I can’t confirm it.

Ooh, that’s a good look on her.

It’s funny because usually Floyd is the one knocking people on their back. Though they are often women.

This article is way more cringey than that tweet ever was.

This is the first time I’ve ever wanted to ask “Why was this article written?”. It seems a little sex shamey? Sure, if he wrote that about a stranger or someone he wasn’t already in a decade long relationship with it would come across as creepy. But he wrote it about his wife. He wrote it in the same tone/voice that…

You must be fun to work for!

So what are you saying? That this is supposed to be the “actor” playing Pete, not the character from the movie?

Technically, this is supposed to be the “ac...

ApathyMonger sure seems to care a lot.

Hello Mike and other Kotaku readers!

I was on a long car trip with my road-girlfriend.

Wrath will always be the quintessential expansion for me. Nothing since has been as much fun. I miss wintergrasp pvp zone right smack in the center of the expansion. Questing was worth doing way after hitting max lvl. the dailies were fun and didn’t feel like homework / a chore. besides maybe the tournament ones that…

Ever see a guy say goodbye to a shoe?

“what everyone thought the Celtics would be by now”

I’m a Cavs, Browns, and Indians fan.  Go ahead and prove every Boston fan stereotype correct.

“I think the saddest part in all of this is we’re talking about a 7-year-old baseball game,” police spokesman John Romero told KDVR.

I stare at the deadbeats guzzling cocktails at the bar at 11 a.m.