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Are you kidding?

Spears shall be shaken! Sheilds shall be shattered! A sword day! A red day, ere the sun rises!

I know, what’s more American than beating the shit out of your family and paying a lawyer to get you off on criminal charges.

Looks like its curtains for her.

My guess on what really went down:

Fuck it, I don’t want a mouth full of grease/oil. That’s why I blot that bad boy, not because I want to delude myself into beleiving I’m some how saving myself calories.

I carry a picture of Hitler in my wallet to honor Kaiser rolls.

Writer Tony Gilroy took over the reigns for the fourth film

Those two are some gorgeous, goofy men. They’re perfect.

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There is only one acceptable non-Rocky use for this song...

The slope is slippery. If a business can ban women or men, then race, gender identity, sexual orientation and all the rest will follow. “It doesn’t bother me” was an excuse for Jim Crow laws.

Not in the United States and it’s a private club. It’s cute when you do that, but try again, honey. Now wiggle your ass next time you post. We appreciate a good view. That’s a good boy.

Well, let’s see... the people are overwhelmingly good-looking, the nation is the world’s seat of good taste in all things, the education system is solid, and they have fought bravely in war when necessary and have nothing to prove...

Why not? I go to Floyd’s which is a barbershop and I don’t even have a pixie cut or anything like that.

I mean, we can debate about the degree to which she’s a monster (less than ISIS, more than the assholes who drive on the shoulder of the road in traffic) but if you’re physically assaulting terrified people, children among them, at their lowest point, yeah, you’re a monster.

The statement went on to read; “And since he doesn’t play on the field, it is very easy for us to just dismiss him and move on. If he had been an actual player, we would, of course, be handling this far differently.”

Out of curiosity, how would you feel if you went out with a guy who made less than you?

Whether or not my offering to split the check results in an adverse reaction from the man makes a big impact on whether or not there will be a next date :)

Okay, I’ll bite. Am I really the only one who at least tries to get the guy to let me chip in for half? Sometimes the guy on the date stubbornly won’t let me, in which case I’ll usually concede (because I don’t want to get into a huge argument about it) and pay for the second date (if there is one) or, if we’re going

Living in a pluralistic society that also grants freedom and civil rights protection to those with whom one disagrees is not the same as religious persecution. And crying persecution every time one doesn’t get one’s way is an insult to the very real religious persecution happening in the world today.”