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Please don't continue using heroin, no matter what the lives of other users may look like. It will ruin you and destroy your family and everything you care about, if you survive at all. Good people don't encourage others to use heroin. Please stop using now, before it gets worse.

I think I read somewhere that accents get lost in singing voices because of the loss of suprasegmentals (a song’s rhythm can limit a singer’s ability to pronounce words, and especially vowels). But there are plenty of singers who have pronounced accents. Lily Allen, Eliza Doolittle, The Proclaimer, Neil Tennant come

Canadian English is not exactly the same as American English either. We still use a lot of Britishisms (ie. colour).

American English and British English can be two very different beasties. We Yanks seem to be more fluid with our grammar rules and slang, at least in my experience. Coming from a European family, but born and raised in the US, I developed a very proper way of speaking, with correct diction and enunciation so I don’t

Not to be over dramatic, but that is nothing short of assault.

This is a wonderful idea. I know I had to save up to move out when I was in a terrible, abusive relationship. I’m guessing this will be particularly helpful for abuse victims who have been isolated from family and friends or whose support networks aren’t aware of the abuse and wouldn’t immediately support the

Strengthened by regular carrying of the burdens of those in need. 2x impressive.

I was thoroughly unsatisfied. >:(

This is true! In the case of multiple unusual allergies in a child it’s recommended that they keep their allergy information with them, perhaps monogrammed on some object they can carry with at all times.

My parents have a tabby-and-white who loves to roll in the dirt. His very favorite thing to do is to roll in the ashes of an old fire and come out absolutely gray. Then, of course, he wants to loll on your feet and shins and get pets.

What I have to offer is, uh, similar, but the opposite...? It was the second-to-last day of school and I was so relieved because that assholes Jordan had made my sixth grade awful. First he had made fun of me for being flat-chested, and when I very rapidly went from zero to C cup (adult bra department KILLED ME from

Adblock, personally. I’ve never seen a video not show up, I don’t even see a blank spot.

You can tell a lot about a person’s character from the way they are with kids

“When Michelle and I came into office....”

She lost her license because she refused the breath test and her awesome parents took her car away.Her parents are the heroes here.

I’m more surprised that there are enough Asian males to actually run numbers and trends against. You basically never see them on screen.

She is an elected official and cannot be fired. The judge warned her she would be in contempt of court and would be jailed so basically.....No

You are part of an ancient thing that doesn’t know what it is, and can’t.

That’s fine, Miss Piggy has obviously moved on.

Give me Niçoise salad or give me fucking death.