I was expecting something gaudy, but these are very tasteful.

“The sisters weren’t convicted of any crimes, rather their sentence was punishment for their brother’s elopement.”

Or forcing religious beliefs on citizens of a secular society where church and state are to remain separate.

You know what? As a gay person who’s been subjected to repeated legal discrimination—including being blocked from marrying my partner of over a decade until a couple of months ago, being subject to a ban on LGBT adoption, having to hire an attorney to draft POA and hospital visitation documents just so I could see my…

Wait. What if my IUD is really an IED?

This young woman is a living example of strength, passion, and compassion. She proves light can overcome darkness. My daughter admires her so much. I'm definitely taking her to see this.

Seriously. It’s so bad. Like, fetal-position-on-the-bathroom-floor-sobbing-horrible. Last year we had such an epidemic that parents were volunteering to come in once and week and check the kids’ heads (we don’t have the funds for a full-time school nurse anymore) but some of the other parents complained that it was…

Here is a photo of a hamster on a skateboard from 2011.

The sad thing is if the bears actually eat stupid people, they get destroyed. That is why we need to make people less stupid. These are things tourists have actually done in Banff, NP in Canada: put honey on their kid’s face to entice a bear to come lick it off; sued the Canadian government for not being clearer that…

“Dear animal, please accept this humble offering of our firstborn...”

As a white person, I’m fucking terrified that Trump is going to make some association on the media and only further the racial divide. I can see Fox having a field day. Ugh.

“he simply cannot tolerate the parquet, darling!” - this is funnier in the voice of Endora from Bewitched

When I first saw this I thought it was Hitler. I was desperately trying to figure out why they had Hitler chilling in a chair at a college campus.

‪I had an unexpected affair three years ago.

Well, I know it’s going to be easy to criticize this guy and everything he did but, in fairness, I think he did a great job directing Argo.

I didn’t like any of this. As someone who has been cheated on multiple times, this made me queasy. I didn't like his answers or candor about it. No I will not "find myself in this situation someday", if I am with someone and want to be with someone else, I'll end my current relationship first cuz I'm not a fuckhead.

The funny thing is that my husband and I have pretty much the same exact split when it comes to household tasks, but this guy feels like his wife is doing more than he is, and I often feel guilty that my husband is doing so much.

You don’t spend very much time thinking, do you?

No. How fucking dare she imply that these two soldiers, graduates of West Point, an MP and a helicopter pilot, who worked so incredibly hard to even get the chance to attend Ranger school, and then completed it against all odds, how fucking dare she even think they should just shut up and go away and do ladylike…

Household chores and child-related duties aren’t something extra to offer in a trade, though. They’re what happens when you live in a place and have a child.