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Never, ever, ever thought this gif would EVER be appropriate to the real world.

Okay, I literally just rewatched A Scandal In Belgravia today where Sherlock Holmes looks at Irene Adler’s safe and says ‘I really hope you don’t have a baby in there’ and I feel like this is some spooky cosmic shit and that these parents put their baby in a safe just to make weird coincidences happen for me. I

@Rachel Vorona Cote - I read down through every comment and nobody mentioned this: The majority of Western women who keep their original family name upon marriage are still keeping a name of the male lineage.

I had a boyfriend who told me that he needed to be 51% of the relationship, especially when it came to making any important decisions involving the household and our future. Apparently this is stated somewhere in the Bible. Being Satan’s daughter, I rejected the idea.

I just got married in June and my husband took my name. Here are some interesting observations I have gathered from the inside:

“A lot of what I try to do in my books is separate the myths that grow up around a case from the reality. I mean, I didn’t myself know that his name wasn’t actually “Alferd.” That was just a function of his early illiteracy.”

Cue butthurt comments from women who say there’s nothing sexist about taking their husband’s last name.

Well . . . except for the real life time that happened and Jonas Salk volunteered himself and his family for the polio vaccine trial. Or when Barry Marshall demonstrated the connection between H. Pylori and peptic ulcers by drinking a petri dish of the bacteria. And so far when Kevin Warwick implanted electrodes in

If you're gonna make a Buffalo joke at least put a little fucking effort into it.

This is a former governor and Fox television host. He’s not making some crazy rant on the internet. He is the Republican party. He is not a moron. He is a cruel, calculating man in a position of power.

His rationale for such a decision is two-fold Huckabee explained, it protects both fetus and mother: “There are two victims. One is the child; the other is that birth mother who often will go through extraordinary guilt years later when she begins to think through what happened — with the baby, with her.

To do this in the first place makes you kind of a dick. To do this in a public forum to children makes you kind of a legit psychopath.

wow. Talk about missing the point.

The gravestone can just read “Mischief managed”

That’s really good to hear, and lucky for him. But that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t teach it in school for all the kids who aren’t lucky enough to have a parent like you!

“Warning: animals are killed unnecessarily murdered by the idiot directly responsible in-part for killing his own friend during the course of this story.”

I believe it’s because as humans we make choices that lead to consequences. Animals being shot for acting on their very nature is cruel.

” he told the court he hadn’t killed one since he was eight and “a cat scratched me and I freaked.

It’s a 60 year old book. Six decades. It’s OLD, is what I’m getting at. ;)