Canada is pretty hard on people with criminal records. Impossible to get a visa if you have one.

i don't know. canadians seem like jerks to me. look at these 2 kids fighting over a hockey puck. ugh, so fucking rude!

I love my country.

Where I live we had all these lessons on fifth grade. Vagina leads to the utherus, women pee from a different hole, etc. It surprises me there are full grown adults who don't know these, unless it's people in poverty who had no access to education...

Run the gamut is an idiom meaning to go through the whole range; "Our host played multiple instruments and had run the gamut by the time we left." Contextually run the gauntlet is more fitting, but run the gamut is not insensible even if it's most likely a malapropism.

I will never get pregnant and don't habitually look at the naked pregnant belly so I have to say that this shocked me. I would have NEVER thought that a pregnant belly poked out that far.

THIS! I have always said that if it were up to me to get pregnant to reproduce the world's population all you mothefuckers had better plan for mass extinction CAUSE. IT. AIN'T. HAPPENIN'!

I never, ever want to be pregnant.

Ok, so take this as you will, but am I the only person who thinks this is absolutely idiotic? Your body is on the verge of shutting down various systems, it has already shut down your muscles. It seems that this is something they are being praised for, as well.

As someone whose parents were a narcissistic, abusive alcoholic and his chief enabler/cheerleader, I have to stand up for the bride. Unless you've endured a nightmare childhood at the hands of people who steal your voice, your agency, and your ability to express yourself with any confidence, you cannot begin to…

I'm going to say that the catharsis may be worth it after years of abuse.

I love Flo.

You consider quality speakers or headphone "special equipment?" That's the absolute base necessity for listening to music, otherwise you're cheating yourself. Nothing sounds great if it's played on shitty equipment.

Was it ever really Beck vs. Beyonce? I always saw it as common decency vs. Kanye.

As a Jew, fuck all these people. Fuck them right up their self-righteous, ignorant asses. With a hot fire poker. That has barbs on it. Twice. No, three times. At least.

A person who chooses not to have children tells other people to have children, otherwise they're selfish. Okay.

I love when people tell me that I'm going to regret not having kids when I'm older because I won't have anyone to visit me or take care of me. All I can think is, you're breeding just so you have folks to take care of you and so you won't be lonely? Sorry, but I don't want there to be a day where the grandkids are…

Parents are totally as selfish as childfree folks. It's just that their selfishness includes their immediate family. And usually worsens because children can be used as an excuse for the worst behavior.

Azealia...girl...no. You are not allowed to define what a slur means unless you are the object of that slur. And even then, it's a slippery slope. Please stop.

The Beatles.