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She looks like the knock-off Barbie on top of a Quinceanera cake.

The group estimates that 51% of the victims of mass shootings are women.

The Congress effectively forbids the ATF, CDC, the FTC nor any university to compile data and conduct research about guns

I always tell them Stratford, because it's my favorite city and I know so much about it. I show folks videos of the annual swan parade.

Kind of reminds of when I went on a cruise that visited Belize. We went on a tour when that was our day in port, and saw how insanely poor Belize was. People had houses with three walls and a roof, made of cardboard, milk crates and pop cans. One thing the poor people in Belize did take pride in, though, was their…

Women, Nationwide is NOT on your side.

I AM SO ANGRY ABOUT THIS. My mother is Irish and I grew up on candy from the United Kingdom and it is SO MUCH BETTER. If this stops the flow of Flake bars, Aero bars, Mars bars and Smarties, I will fucking cut someone.

This is the truth. The idea that babies can't be left alone even for a second is not universal, and not necessarily correct.

The overwhelming vast number of child abductions are committed by family members. In fact, the chances of your kid being abducted and hurt by a stranger are so small that you could leave your kid unsupervised in your front yard for nearly 700 years before they would get picked up by a bad guy.

The horses are amazeballs, though.

What I found particularly shocking was she's pretty much over there begging the Chinese for money. Seems like a particularly bad time to be making any sort of joke!

Mr. Baker, as a man, I fail to see the problem with having multiple highly-qualified women candidates. If a strong woman scares a man who is considering a run for office from pursuing it, I think that says a hell of a lot more about the quality of the male candidate than the female candidate.

I had a similar experience as a kid, except it involved my sister pushing my off a pedestal and hitting me with one of the angel wings she tore off my costume.

Good point. Plus, as much as I like Selma and Oyelowo's acting, his part is stereotypical bio-pic Oscar-bait in a way that Denzel's Training Day role, for instance, was not.

The preciseness and accuracy of British actors' American accents terrifies me. Is there some Soviet style forced education camp that they're sent to before heading to Hollywood?

Because consensual sex - albeit pseudo-kinky and ridiculous faux BDSM - is the same as DV... You're joking, right?

Nobody posted the audio on reddit or used it in the commercial. The dispatcher posted his recollection of the call transcript. The organization hired actors to make this commercial, based on the reddit post.

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So Marshawn gets threatened with a $500k fine for wearing a hat, and the NFL gives only twice that to support abuse hotlines in each of the 50 states. Pretty fucking disgusting.