I dunno guys, when something doesn't directly affect you, how can you even know it's real? I mean, I don't have cancer and I'm starting to suspect that all those chemo patients might just be faking it. I mean, I'm not experiencing it so it's not reality!

Fox guy who thinks he is a psychiatrist.

I love you for posting this. Eddie Izzard makes every day better. And so freakin' true.

I always think of this when that line comes up.

Actually, guns do kill people. True.

She has ruined Clueless for me. I never imagined that could happen.

Oooh! Does that mean we can ask Catholic Lawmakers to renounce the Pope and reaffirm their Allegiance to America?

Does it help that I paid for my dress and didn't have bridesmaids and my mom was still a momzilla from hell who fat shamed and slut shamed and taste shamed me the entire time?

Is it bad that I'm a POC and I don't care for Black History Month? I just feel like there are far more productive things we could be doing that don't involve setting aside one month where society makes half-assed attempts at having Black people be the subject of trivia.

You are literally a man who can't take no for an answer.

It sucks, but some guys don't take a simple "No" for an answer. The "I have a boyfriend" excuse is the one that persuades guys to leave me alone with the highest percentage of success.

They are more ignorant than ignoring the problem. This stuff doesn't happen in major cities. It's in the small towns with a large native population that stuff like this is common place.

A coffee latte (coffee + steamed milk) is actually a cafe au lait, "coffee w/ milk." Different drink.

Did you read my comment? The whole point is that if you assume "what the fuck she wants" without trying to clarify (something that ANY decent customer/food service worker would do pleasantly and in a non-confrontational manner, seriously where are you getting coffee?), there's a high likelihood of getting the order…

Omg I knew before even scrolling down into the comments there would be people defending latte lady. I KNEW IT.

OH MY GOD THE DOLLAR STACK!! Sadly this is more common than you would think. I've encountered it several times over the years. But only once was I actually able to do anything about it.

The moment at which you start screaming and hurling swears at an employee is the moment at which you deserve absolutely no sympathy or understanding whatsoever.

You can have a coffee or a latte. You can't have both in the same drink.

"Coffee or latte, tell me what you want and I'll make it, but I can't make something that's not real.".

libertarians, man. libertarians. that is how they would run the world, if they could.