Of course not, but in her case it obviously does.

Wow, nice.

I saw an episode this week where she revealed that her dad abandoned her when she was a kid, so that explains her "lying Jewish men" comment if, in fact, her dad is a Jew.

These ads, sadly, are directed at advertising award show judges.

duplicate.

What does Gaga have in common with the first five except for a vagina?

Haven't heard someone say "she's good" in a dog's age. Way to represent, South Texas.

For anyone in the Austin area displaced by the TX Wildfires:

I once saw a man jerking off while riding directly behind a woman on an escalator in the Grand Central subway station. I was many steps behind them. He was standing directly behind her, spanking it, and she had no idea. I yelled at him to stop and ran up to him. He turned around and said, "What?" Like he had no idea…

This ad, while very beautifully executed, made me want to be vegetarian. Willie remains my spiritual guru and fantasy grandpa.

Love the faux concern for the children by the news team. Sinvergüenzas.

The study they quoted in that ABC article used artificial sweetner as a control substance and found that both made subjects report a "high". That doesn't prove anything.

Yeah, so obnoxious she had to attend, right?

OMG, a friend of mine invited me to her son's pre-school graduation. There was a cover charge. If I'm not stupid enough to have kids, I'm certainly not stupid enough to buy into that scam.

And all teens are twerps!

The humor in this ad seems to be how parents never get the kid they think they're going to get. I don't think it's taking one side or the other. If anything, it's taking the little girl's side cuz the mom seems uptight.

I turn 40 in one month. I've always hated birthday parties being thrown for me. My mother says when she used to throw them for me when I was 3, 4 and 5, I always sulked in the corner. Though I'm under immense pressure from my loved ones to have some big celebration this year because it's a "milestone" birthday, I'm…

Yeah, I think the wives of Charles Whitman and Mark David Chapman would disagree with his theories.

Wow, his friends have slept with a lot of people.

Oh shit. My first "awakenings" of a sexual nature came from seeing Christopher Reeve in the role of Superman. Yes, I'm old and it's true, I've had a lifetime of disappointment in the love department.