What you just said, if we could get that through their heads, could save the world.

Pouting is in the vein of baby talking.

You know what's a flirtation killer? A midwestern accent.

Yes. Yes I am.

I thought they were going to say that she was up to no good online and was exposed for it like Anthony's weiner. Like, her homecoming crown was revoked when they discovered she was posting obscene photos of her lady parts on Yahoo message boards or something.

Gilmore Girls is the fuel that keeps me running.

I'm sure it will be on LMN in years to come. I fucking love that channel. And now I'm old.

I shit you not, that one scene kept me from trying man-made hallucinogenics my whole life.

It wasn't explained that he was the father of the pregnant lady's baby, so the end really confused me. I didn't realize there were two wives AND a pregnant girlfriend. What a skeeze.

They've got no crows in New York. You'd have to change that to "as the pigeon flies."

Yes.

I'm really surprised that, of all the people who didn't pay attention to the trial, it was Andy Cohen.

Barbarino?

Does Hambone count as a bizarre food item? If so, then hats off to me.

Need no. Want yes. There's a huge difference between a millionaire and billionaire.

Try bajillions of euros.

RE: Tiger Woods, you don't call losing his marriage. his reputation, and millions of dollars in sponsorship "interfering with your daily life"?

I think the comments on this story prove that this study is utter bullshit.

From the looks of it, he was about to do a marathon. It was also early on a Saturday morning, which I thought was an odd time of day to have a basket literally full of condoms and Listerine strips.

I once spotted Ralph Fiennes buying shit tons of condoms and Listerine strips at my neighborhood Duane Reade in NYC. True story.