This happened in my high school. The basketball coach married a team member the summer after she graduated. I think they had a baby. Then they got divorced when she caught him cheating.

Seems like it would be too cold in Vancouver to be Spandy.

I just came on here to say what lovely resolution you have on your video. That is all.

Figures that my co-worker didn't come up with this theory on his own. While it fits perfectly with the plot of Ferris Bueller's Day Off, I personally don't think it improves the movie. Maybe because the movie is aimed at teenagers and I was the exact right age when it came out and I wanted to believe, as a teenager,…

I was two months away from turning 15 when it came out. (I just looked up the release date on IMDB.) I had a 20 something working with me last year who hates Ferris Bueller. I wanted to slap him because he was just trying to be contrary because he thought it made him look cool. He also had this theory that Ferris is…

"I asked for a car, I got a Honda. How’s that for being born under a bad sign?"

Oh my god she's SO OLD. We're all so old.

I'm a lady who just discovered Pinterest last week because I had to write about it for work. I got an account (still invite only, but you just ask to be invited and they send you an invite a couple of days later.) and I am not really into it. So far, I've just pinned political jokes and joke jokes. I feel too…

#OCCUPYDEADSPIN!!!! Wait. What? Oh, I got the date wrong. My bad.

Ah, never read that part. Well, she suffers from major depression. I can imagine that was hard on the relationship.

This couple is (was) so unbelievably cool and accomplished and beautiful that their story is sure to be made into a major motion picture. It's Ice Castles for the new Millennium.

Whoa. If I had a dollar for every time she went on about how in love they were and what a perfect husband he was. I wonder what happened? Or was it a case of her protesting too much?

Seems like it must have been in the contract because the story line has been forced from the beginning. WHO CARES about Pandora's wedding. Other than her very hot fiance. Hubba hubba.

And don't forget the furniture line. She has a Texas line for sale here in Texas. I think with Ethan Allen. Truly a wtf branding moment.

Yeah, I noticed that, too. Skeevy.

I realized last night, after watching the promo for the upcoming season finale of RHBH which seems to center on Pandora's wedding, that I couldn't care less about Pandora's wedding. That entire story line has been snoozeville. I fear a show centered on Lisa might not be so interesting.

That's fucking priceless. I am not a lesbian, but I might just start calling myself that.

Ha. Ha. What exactly is a lesbian shitass?

Actually, I think the beatniks started it. Did you ever watch Dobie Gillis?

I, too, have been told I'm good at it, but I've never particularly "enjoyed" it like in the sense that I'd get wet from doing it. If I'm already horny and I start blowing a guy, then I might continue to feel horny, but it's not because I am blowing him. I get a sore neck. In fact, my favorite way to perform oral sex…