I have two words: American Idol. Just because a lot of people watch something, doesn't mean it's not a piece of total shit.

I have a friend who ate so many carrots he turned orange. he looked downright creepy.

i can't watch the videos. :(

Oh Chachi. Chachi. Chachi.

@wishywashy: whoever might see it that way hasn't spent much time looking at the average nun.

@aneyelidsflutter: Yes, i had a childhood friend who carried on an "affair" with a nun when she was in high school. The nun taught at her school and the girl did grow up to be a lesbian.

@formergr: More like a theological snow job.

But she was a friend of the gays. [en.wikipedia.org]

@TheLadyK: ha. true.

This is not anywhere near as entertaining as i'd hoped.

@TheLadyK: I don't think boiling it is too much to ask.

@drunkexpatwriter: Oh no. it's sexism alright.

@drunkexpatwriter: I completely agree with you. If a man wrote a song about being so drunk he doesn't remember what happened but he'd love to do it again, no one would bat an eye. This is a clear case of sexism.

typical of a cat owner to deny the bad behavior of their cat.

Jesus Christ. He sounds like Satchmo.

@DirkToberFest: seriously good thing they don't have that tagline anymore.

i think those are actually sponges.

@regazza_di_lupo: Well, i did say young janeane. before life made her angry. Also, i think Ellen actually resembles her.

is it me or does she channel a young janeane garofalo?

First let me state that i am an overly sensitive, angry feminist, but even I am having my feminazi radar go off with the use of the word "rapey" in this story, ladies. We don't even know if she had sex with him. I mean, yes, they are douchey straight boys, but if she slept with him, it was her choice. So, that means…