@Ralph Wiley Is Poised: zing.

@The_International_Poise_Conspi...: Unfortunately, he was not as good at football.

True Story: My younger brother was in Jamaica on spring break in the late 90's and he got cast to do a quick promo for MTV Spring Break in Cancun, or some Mexican town, which was to be broadcast the following week. (We are Mexican-American, so he's brown and whatnot.) So, the sell-out, (his words), agrees to lay on…

@Kitty Conner: It is the year of the Tiger.

we've yet to see a picture of this alleged swastika tattoo of his. you gotta figure that Sandra would not have married a man with a swastika tattoo right? if she did, that's a whole other can of worms.

That's why I have no pants on right now.

@hawkeye18: Not without buying me dinner first.

i don't think those are dog snacks, but that commercial is awesome either way.

@BeSarcastic: actually she points at meryl streep and makes a joke about streep being her lover. she not only didn't mention jesse in her speech, she glared at him when he whispered something to her as her name was announced, and she never hugged or kissed him.

@missmarple: but that could have been PR spin. for all we know, she cheats on him.

@Scar It O' Scare-a: you have been cheated on.

@hawkeye18: Every time you write Giz, i think you're sexting me.

@Greg Oden, M-V-Knee: OMG—you're probably right.

@hawkeye18: What's a Rosa? Also was this story moved because I'm reading it on Deadspin. Gizmodo readers sure are squeamish.

Baby im not going anywhere or doing anything. You please me like no other has or ever will. I'm not losing that.... Don't fucking talk to me. You almost ruined my whole life. If my agent and these guys would have seen you there, Fuck.

Don't believe the stylist. Interviewees will say anything to get in print and then freak out when they realize they sound like assholes.

@Who's Cartwright?: Yes, I've had that conversation many, many times. From the Mexican side, that is.

I can't believe she's 45. She looks ten years younger. I guess the botox is working. but i'm really bummed that she botoxes. she used to be one of my heroes.

Dude, Tim. Fuck that ho.

@voteforme: Maybe you can get a grant.