September 27, 1972.

I'd rather go through a nuclear apocalypse than this crap though.

Well according to my fake news story here, he drove her in the car to a building with said S&M dungeon.  So sadly, no, it wasn't in the car itself.

Unless the "one hit" in question is Gwyneth Paltrow being hit by a bus I am not interested.

Meanwhile, Billy Ocean is still facing a civil suit from a woman who claims the singer lured her into the backseat of his car and then sexually assaulted her for 18 hours in a basement S&M dungeon.  Ocean vehemently denies the charges and reveals that the woman is constantly appearing in his dreams every night.

So YOU'RE the one sending me all that spam for knock-off Viagra!

Most of the script pages are just drawings of the time machine.

…IN BED!

Maybe Sherlock Holmes can solve the mystery of "The fuck is wrong with Watson's right eye?"

MelVel Torme: The Velvet Fog

I believe ABC ran a contest once where the winner was the first person to call a 1-800 number and correctly pronounce Jaleel White's first name.  I think the prize was you got to meet Urkel, so I guess whoever thought up the contest was confused as to the definition of "prize."

$50 says the one guy who did turn in a gun got shot ten minutes after leaving the event.  His dying words to his little brother were "You happy now, you little shit?!"

That show took a weird turn.

Yes!  They tried to steal her shoes!  The lesson here is: Next time, just give up those Pumas, ya dopey broad.

You basically needed a Ph.D to follow the plot lines of the later years of "Family Matters."  Clones, robots, people going into space…I'd never thought I'd yearn for a simple 'Kid gets busted shoplifting' or 'Kid learns the true meaning of Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa' episode. Goddamn.

I would see a movie based on Cousin Eddie's later years, consisting mainly of him staying in various hotels and then checking out in the middle of the night in order to avoid paying & also staying one step ahead of the cabal of assassins gunning for him and his wife.

SHITTER WAS FULL.

I know I'm not tired of seeing Pam swoon every time Jim leaves a paper clip or some other stupid memento on her desk!

Its a gateway to even more sinister commenting systems!  Our children must be protected from it!

Damn.  I was looking forward to the upcoming episode where Robert California pimps out Andy to Dunder Mifflin's male customers in order to satisfy a debt.