Poor Steve and Eydie.  They get the worst of it.

@avclub-e38d7d01bb3addc2e58724fe04de73e8:disqus: Yeahhh about that….

Boy, that must've been awkward.

Also, didn't Argentina let all those Nazis hide out there after WW2?  Yeah they can go fuck themselves.

Jesus, can't he just go back to punching out paparazzi or something?

Oh so your eyes are bad but you have a boat?  Cry me a fucking river, Lord Fauntleroy.

If a crazed and drugged out DMX ran up to my car and said GET THE FUCK OUT, you're damn right I would comply.  That's why I got insurance, I don't need to get killed by no DMX in a parking garage.

I think TBS is federally mandated to play that movie at least six times every month or face massive FCC fines.

Yeah I'm gonna go ahead and say that the trifecta is your best bet.

Well if he's looking for some promising shirtlessness options, there's always getting arrested on COPS for domestic violence or for lugging a stolen water heater down the middle of a highway.

That's right up there with Misstallica, the all-girl Metallica cover band.

Or the time he tried to steal a car from Kennedy Airport by telling the driver he was a federal agent and wound up getting arrested while also in possession of a bunch of drugs. Oh, and also being totally shitfaced drunk.

Fine, fine, whatever.  What I want to know is: When are we going to get another DMX/Steven Seagal/Tom Arnold movie?!

I remember reading a CTOTD piece on this very website about a movie featuring Master P.  Apparently he subscribed to Brett Ratner's theory on rehearsing, because he would only do one take (and most of those were done sitting in a limo).  Playing basketball with his entourage took precedence over the film.

Definitely Dennis Reynolds' favorite movie then.

Dabney Coleman better play a record label exec or something.

Asbury Park, eh?  Well I guess since Bam Bam Bigelow is dead I can go back there.  Those "Loser Leaves Town" matches are serious business.

Hopefully its something like this:
http://i.imgur.com/hrPIG.jpg

New labelmate Lil Wayne dropped the news in a brief interview with 98.7
Kiss FM in New York, telling host Lenny Green “Hide yo wife, hide yo kids, they signing
eurrybody.”

Yeah I still don't see why people went so nuts over Steve Martin dressing up like an Egyptian and dancing around.  A weekly sketch show is never going to be great every week and since SNL has been around for so long, it suffers eternally from the "Eh, the earlier years were better" problem.