Everyone knows metal bands have the best album covers anyways

Hey, she's lucky she's a chick or she'd be nothing but a stain on the road in a crew cut!

DOES ANYONE EVER STOP TO THINK THAT MAYBE WE ARE THE ALIENS?!

Is it wrong for me to instantly despise anyone who actually uses Clippy or any of those other insipid assistants in Office?  Because I do, and I ain't apologizing for it.

"Oh shit, the cover art for the album is due in 10 minutes."

Or, J Mascis & the rest of Dinosaur Jr wander on stage to show Sleigh Bells how to properly use a giant stack of Marshall amps.

The other night out at dinner, I was seated next to a booth containing two couples.  Throughout the entire meal, one of the guys in the group described the entire plot of "The Hangover", in detail.  The movie came out like, 3 years ago.  How could someone still be so captivated by it?!

In honor of the late Abe Pollin, the name will be changed to "Wizards Over Broadway"

I think its this girl's life story:
http://www.timesunion.com/d…

Gay as a tangerine!

I like to think that Tugg really has killed a prostitute by now.

Hope you fuckers like "Good Burger" playing all day every day.

Is a psychotic white woman going to chase him around in this movie too?

"She's leaving dirty messages on my answering machine!"

*Kramer rips the radio antennae off of the hood of the van*

Let me tell you: I've been ejected from/denied entry to a LOT of buildings and the security guards were never as cool as those two.

Got any booze?  What say you and I get ripped!

Rhisa reminds me of a really slutty Maura Tierney.

The Disqus thing is confusing.  I think I'm registered both on the AV Club and with Disqus.  I gave up trying to figure it out long ago.

Indeed.