Also, I'm still kind of new to the Disqus thing so can anyone tell me why I can't reply to certain comments?  Does it have to be the first or second comment in a thread or something?

Correct. LA Confidential was actually the first part of a trilogy.

The best juror was the obvious 11 year old wearing a fake mustache.

My important contribution is this glass of scotch I am drinking.

He won't be smiling (or mugging at the camera like a chimp or whatever the fuck) when he finds out he's going to be paid in Bitcoins.

We're being manipulated.

I don't know how to do what Skrillex does…

Frank Zorro (he was adopted).

Couldn't the zombies/vampires/whatever in the book actually talk?  They just seemed to kind of throw that point out the window entirely.

I remember being particularly sad as a child when Frankenstein was crushed by rubble in that movie.

If Vivica A. Fox is able to kick open a solid steel door with a padlock while wearing heels to save the dog in Independence Day, I don't see why Will can't keep his alive for the entire movie. He had guns and whatnot!

My Twitter career ended immediately after I managed to get Jose Canseco call me a dickbag in a DM.  I mean really, how can you top that?

I'd like to see Courtney get through this trial on 144 pills of Xanax or less.

A little known fact about that game is that King managed to complete his next 37 novels before the 7th inning stretch, while sitting in the stands.

I wonder if Billy Crystal is just kept in cryostorage until someone needs him to host an awards show or spout off some more grating bullshit about how much he loves the Yankees.

Shit, if he had stopped the car, he probably would've wound up killing her.

My treatment of Murphy's Bromance starring Peter Weller and Brody Jenner has yet to find a buyer.

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Lloyd Braun is clearly the best part of "Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach".

The Merv Griffin Show episode is great because it features one of the rare times when you can almost see an actor/actress break character.  Right after Jerry's girlfriend tells him he can't play with all her toys, he looks up at her with this idiotic grin and goes "Got any booze?  What say you and I get ripped!" …