Can't they just knock out a few more seasons of "I'm With Busey"? They must have enough footage to last another hundred years.
YOURE MOTHER
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CHANNING TATUM STARS IN "STOP HITTING YOURSELF: THE MOVIE"
After reading "American Tabloid" and "The Cold Six Thousand", I am 100% convinced the CIA did all that shit in the 40s/50s/60s, works of fiction or not.
James Ellroy > Elmore Leonard
Yeah I think the original is much better. It isn't used as a "Hey look at the crazy Diva Plavalaguna shit I can do with my voice!" piece.
Well Charlie waxed The Substitute at the end of "Platoon", so I think he edges out Martin ever so slightly.
I'll show you! I'll show all of you!
The day I discovered "Men At Work" on YouTube broken up into ten parts was the greatest day of my life.
"Do you have to yell it?"
"The man on the tape wasn't specific."
Morty Seinfeld started the over-sized glasses trend, all ya'll are just copycats.
"With tongue? Wow! I didn't try that 'til I was 23!"
Dolly Parton is having her personal assassins look into anyone else who might've covered any of her other songs as we speak.
I still can't believe Samsonite never responded to my emails telling them to hire Sheen as a spokesperson for a new line of briefcases. "The Sheen…for today's discriminating businessman. Small enough to be easily portable, but large enough to hold your entire supply of energy for the day." They could've made…
Yeah, he doesn't work here anymore.
The way he mumbles "Pleasuring you?" with a mouthful of pastrami is too good for words.
It means "My movies suck ass."
I don't have to explain myself to you!
How can you have a movie about yelling that doesn't feature Al Pacino? Blasphemy.
Scott Ian ain't doing shit until he gets those residual checks from "Married With Children."