No, he can’t. His belly is too large.

I’m at the point where I choose live music by who I’m worried about seeing before they drop dead. I’m saving up to see McCartney, and it’s a race against the clock.

My friends and I are going, and we bought the cheapest tickets because we figured that would give us more money to spend on beer. In a battle between not-great-not-terrible seats with one beer and nosebleeds with 4 beers, beer wins. That’s why God invented Jumbotrons!

I was so annoyed to see him there. BUT it gave us some pretty spectacular moments of a clearly pissed Padma ignoring the shit out of him which was nice.

You could tell Tom was Not Having It in regards to Logan Paul’s commentary during that challenge.

I can’t stand Rumer Willis and that Page Six story makes her sound nuts.

Smokey eye! Up-do! Gstaad!

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Here it is- the finished Ikea kitchen makeover! Little FashionDon’t LOVES it too, which makes me very happy :)

Okay I’m going to be the worst here, and this is based purely on my experiences. I am not a doctor. But, for Depressed Work Chick:

Right? The LW is all ‘his problem’, but it’s really her problem. He’s texting just fine, according to his phone and inclinations. She’s the one that’s having the problem. Which is not to say she’s not allowed to view this as a problem, but it’s not his.

I posted this year as well.

I’d watch the hell out of a female led “Die Hard.”

Let’s start a female led “Die Hard” rumor. Because nothing is sacred, fellas.

I have a feeling there’s a lot of things that aren’t being copped to here lol

America: “Man, the White House is getting pretty trashy, what with Omarosa trying to break into the residence and the president watching TV all the time while leaving oreos and diet coke cans everywhere”

As a child of parents with dual diagnosis(mental illness + addiction), I tell you now that you absolutely CAN sever ties with them if you need to. If you feel that you can’t go that far yet, perhaps just “love them from a distance” Surround yourself with people who make you feel like you are loved and wanted just as…

I have no advice for you but just wanted to remark that your screen name is perfect. You are giving birth to yourself. And the rest really and truly will come in time. Fifteen months is still very fresh. You deserve better and this you will find. 💚 Someone who is your equal in constancy and merit.

Anybody dumb enough to marry a man who changed his name to Ned Rocknroll will never be recruited into Mensa—-I don’t care how much money his fucking uncle has.