Fuck this woman. Fuck fuck fuck this woman.

Matt Lauer’s firing was about as expected as Donald Trump’s incompetence. Figuring out who sexually harasses women isn’t very difficult to predict. Lauer consistently gave Trump and O’Reilly a pass on their shitty behavior while grilling HRC about emails and telling her to keep her answers brief.

If anyone can sympathize with trainwreck movies with awful reviews, it’s Adam Sandler.

The fact that you were projecting judgement of Ms. Davis’s fun-ness onto a comment about her cabinet color seems to indicate that you are still at the beginning of that learning process (I do not live in a world where disliking a shade of cabinet paint is a criticism of the person or her ability to have fun).

I have a teenager, and I can tell you that you don’t have to be Mommy Dearest to have your kid sullenly trailing behind you.

The South African legal system seems like absolute madness.

Well, to be fair, it’s menopause, not menopermanent.

I found this bone-chilling. Like finding out Voldemort knows your address.

Their feud started when Rand Paul stole his neighbor’s backup dancers. There’s been a lot of bad blood since then.

“a very regrettable dispute between two neighbors over a matter that most people would regard as trivial,”

I don’t know. He seems like a pretty smart guy that wouldn’t believe something that dumb. I think he’s just blinded by a close friendship. Sometimes it’s hard to see someone you’re close to for what they are. Masterson’s crimes aren’t Kutcher’s fault. It’s kinda shitty to blame him. He seems like a good dude.

I will never forget the episode where David’s mother talked shit about Shannon to the other housewives and even to Shannon’s kids. I don’t care how needy and high-maintenance Shannon is, that was fucking HEINOUS, unforgivable behavior. He and his mother suck.

Aww. I like Shannon. I feel bad for her. I think she’s an overall good person who is not doing well and the worst people are on the show pushing her buttons while she’s going through a rough time mentally and emotionally. I really wish she would see what those people were doing and not play into their hand, yet there…

Who would have thought that Quentin Tarantino would be the first person to admit he knew Weinstein was crossing the line and he should have been a better person and not worked with him?

I agree. I also saw the worst movie she’s probably been in, ‘I Know Who Killed Me’ and her performance is the only thing that made this hottest of messes worth watching to the end.

So I went back to my bariatric doctor the week (continuing to lose weight but very, very slowly) and got a prescription for Saxenda, an injectable weight-loss drug wih an excellent safety profile.

Dear Jezebelles, today was the best day of my life.

did you have prom in your 40s? you were supposed to drink and fuck the entire time

This kind of thing worked in the 80s and 90s because it acted as irony: The idea of men who grew up in the most sexually liberated and even overindulgent time of America, the 70s, being the most prudish and old-fashioned when it came to their daughters. It was funny because it was true. A part of the gimlet eye cast…

Do you remember the story about how the kid was writing a paper with headphones on and there was writing all over the house that said “LOOK AT ME”? It still haunts me and that was I think like 3 years ago.