Bobby. You are so funny. I think this is your best article so far.

The article isn’t stating that no guy is uncomfortable using a mic, it’s saying that the problem is disproportionate between men and women, thereby sex does play a role. You can’t just say “Hey, this makes me feel bad so it’s not at all about sex.”

I hope she enjoys the ride, but the fashion industry isn’t more inclusive & they aren’t altering beauty standards.

Yes. One fears this is tokenism/publicity stunt on the part of those who hired her.

It’s not that “girls can’t speak because they’re girls,” it’s that “girls can’t speak because they are quickly made to feel horribly uncomfortable and sexually targeted.”

No. It effects men, women, and teenage girls. Boys apparently are not afraid of turning their mic on, but girls are. I understand the point you’re trying to make, but it’s pretty disingenuous to pretend that this effects both sexes equally.

Being quiet in most conversations is a things many women start doing in their teen years and then they keep doing it into adulthood. I forget what the concept is called in linguistics, but essentially, women are tacitly (and sometimes blatantly encouraged) to be quiet in what are considered ‘male spaces.’ Couple that…

His rationale for such a decision is two-fold Huckabee explained, it protects both fetus and mother: “There are two victims. One is the child; the other is that birth mother who often will go through extraordinary guilt years later when she begins to think through what happened — with the baby, with her.

To be fair, if your parents didn’t make you and your siblings all wear that Old Navy flag shirt every goddamn Fourth of July, are you really even American?

This is literally the first thing that popped up into my head when I read it.

I truly want to believe in this.

I’m sure that even though the sleazy dude is ousted, his reputation still besmirches the company. It also doesn’t help that anyone who wears sizes in the double digits typically can’t wear their clothing.

They are so soft. Plus last time I wore something from American Apparel, my cab driver told me “I can tell from your style that you are a real New Yorker.” I literally was there for a day. Where else can I buy such good false authenticity?

Oh jesus no. That’s ridiculous and awful.

i made the same headdress in 2nd grade with construction paper and 100% real feathers

So, to make up for their epic fuck up, they offered her a free abortion? Did it come with a toaster too? Or at least validated parking?

Surprisingly tasty

My favorite is when a texting person bumps into you and gives you a dirty look.