Someone I know who gets lash extensions got sooo offended when I called them false lashes. She informed me that it was exactly the same as getting a kidney transplant, they were a part of her.

Audrey Hepburn is 2 words.

Penitentiary dining will do that to you.

I don’t think she is criticizing pregnant women in the public, I think she is criticizing how other people are with pregnant women. They always want to touch your belly, ask about when it is due, names, gender, blah blah blah.

And he gets the “eat sweats”

I’ve never been less attracted to Tom Hiddleston

Ivanka Drumpf says “I am too good looking for my father to be the pile of flaming shit-garbage that he is. Oops. I mean he is absolutely not not a pile of flaming shit-garbage. Wait. I am a successful business-woman, my father is a flaming pile of shit-garbage. I mean he is NOT. Maid. MAID.”

I dunno. People keep speculating the Trump has dementia and Sarah Palin has a drinking and/or drug problem. But isnt it at least as possible that they all just really are that stupid and mean and horrible?

I was thinking tumor.

I’m in Rome too right now! Tom and Taylor looked so cute at this authentic pizza place we were at. I know it’s an invasion of privacy...but I snapped a quick pic of Taylor! It’s crazy how REAL they are-just like us. And guys...so in love. Look at Taylor’s smile : )

Oh he’s a liar for sure but if you watch him speak, see his actions and such, he really seems to be off. He has always been a complete dick but if you watch his speeches from the 80's and 90's, he didn’t blather senselessly. Now he goes on wild tangents and forgets to come back to his points. Half his speeches are…

I like to constantly remind my small children that Africa is not a country. Sometimes just out the blue. Hey, kids! Africa is a continent. Remember that.

For a while I was on the fence but now, sigh. She is dumber than a skunk with its head trapped in a yogurt container.

Heh

Describing a country or countries as a continent, believing you need to wear certain kinds of jewelry...

distain is not a word

In the U.S., we are watching Trump. I empathize.