I once watched him go after a Four Season Sunday brunch buffet. Man eats like someone is going to take his plate away when he isn’t looking.

Ivanka Drumpf says “I am too good looking for my father to be the pile of flaming shit-garbage that he is. Oops. I mean he is absolutely not not a pile of flaming shit-garbage. Wait. I am a successful business-woman, my father is a flaming pile of shit-garbage. I mean he is NOT. Maid. MAID.”

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And so Johnny Depp, after all these years, gets another fucked up tattoo revision, proving that some people never learn shit.

Is there any chance she has late stage syphilis, or a traumatic brain injury? Because those are the only rational explanation I can come up with for this bag of bullshit.

hilarious

Debra - sssshhhh. just sssshhhh.

I’m so sorry. As an American, I can honestly say I know.

All I can see is Ben Affleck’s jacked up face. Everything else just falls away.

distain is not a word