Hard to cut lettuce with a bowling ball, innit?

You know why Argentina didn’t make it into the European Championship? Because Argentina is located in South America.

Argentina didn't make it to the tournament because it's not on the European continent, man.

Thanks! And while you’re at it, I’ll have a grande latte, no whip.

yadda yadda yadda “Wilting Manboys of St. Louis”

Motion to rename the Portuguese side “The Wilting Manboys of Portugal”

I got your Delilah over here!

Good lord. Are you really that blind to your own coverage of Clinton during the primaries? I mean, really.

i mean we can all agree he is a bitch, right?

Ladies and gentlemen, The Godfather of Cultural Appropriation:

its not a reboot its a spin-off, the fact that its a contiuation of the oceans 11 series makes it a spin-off not a reboot.

Wake me up when someone wants to actually do something about the fact that this world is run by entitled white men, and all of the rest of us solely exist to make it as palatable for them as possible.

2016 America: Where a 12-year old boy is shot and killed by the police for playing with a toy and it’s his fault because he should have “known” that people would see him as a threat, while a full-grown adult who rapes an unconscious woman and tries to flee should only have to endure a couple months of jail because…

Her speech, with its references to Seneca Falls and all the history that came before, was in perfect tune.

If that’s all he was doing, then I would be happy. He should stay in, promote the message, find real ways to fix problems.

Fun Fact: Hillary conceded to Obama 8 years ago tomorrow—the 18 million cracks in the highest glass ceiling speech was on June 7. She was out by early June. She didn’t fucking contest the convention, she started campaigning for her party’s nominee. And this after being MUCH closer to Obama than Bernie is to her…

Not entirely surprised.

His ego and him being an old, entitled white man who can’t believe he’s being beaten by a woman.

His principles change with the wind.

For all that I admire many of Senator Sanders’s positions, I get the feeling that this is much more about his ego and about his really bad case of Presidential Fever than it is about the integrity of the system. Just tossing the dice and letting the chips fall where they may, with a possible Trump presidency as one of…